julie 👖 lavender

👖 she/they

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

juliebb on microblogging alternatives

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@sfcb_ as david john matthews says: the week ends, the week begins.

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@gaynarcan you got this piece of bluegreen sourdough past my muted words list with this screenshot but it is funny to hear about him after all this time, same as he ever was.

[Fagg0t Band @Fagg0tband]

New single!
https://t.co/J0YqSOXxJM

[jason @jm0ney666]

genuinely how does anyone look at this image of four lanes of stalled vehicles and conclude that the bike lane is the root of the issue

[One Hour Photo @1hrphotoband]

https://t.co/OCiIr3jy4x

[lev @abookofsymbols]

the teapot is in distress when it goes off, it’s saying “help me!” so it’s not bothersome to do if you have a heart, whereas the microwave’s beeping is demanding and aggressive like “excuse me? I’m done??” and I don’t respect it

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

"sweater puppies" except i'm referring to 6 chicks named evelyn who're all dressed for the season of the falling leaf.

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@MagDanave a little 13 minute gleipner dipped in mama liz's weaver oil

[Boba Cyclist 정 @BobaCyclist]

If I could turn back time, I would never once, ever, donate to a political candidate through Act Blue. Those putzes sell your number to every political candidate under the sun. I get desperate, haranguing, ridiculous texts ranging from Collin Allred to some guy in Nevada. 👎

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

you keep saying "yassified lux interior" but it's just a normal photo of him.

[ellie! @cabbitmoder]

being transgender and loving ur wife must be like damn i'm transgender and i love my wife

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@neural_grrrl i think 2^10 is also prime

[yr good friend gracie @clothingweapon]

the important thing is, somewhere on this website is a trans woman who *is* ontologically evil, and if we simply attack and destroy every single one we’ll find her eventually

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

smoming that shit that doesnt even get you high.

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

smoking that shit that smells like other people's weed.

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@SpaceVixenMusic feel like carol kaye is the obvious top-of-the-head answer to this, but i could of course name 50 more if prodded

[julie 👖 lavender @tis_pants]

@neural_grrrl i literally only know who did what nirvana album and every time i try to track engineers for another band it exits my brain very quickly because these dudes who have 700 album careers are all named Brian Smith.