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Omo, na everybody get weytin dey do them

[Billionaire in Transit @the_artmosfair]

Every American action Thriller be like🤣

W/: @AbundanceHenry

[Mayor Frosh @MayorFrosh2]

If e reach your turn, don’t be audacious 😂😂 @Timi_ogunde

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

You do not want to remind a woman that she is no longer young, and you do not want to remind a man that he is not old enough.

Call a man "boy" and he will take offence. Call a woman "old" and she will do the same. Why? Because both reminders touches at what each sex naturally values.

A man is offended by being called a boy because boyhood in his memory is the age of incompetence, foolish decisions, unrealised ambitions, and a lack of standing in the world. To call him boy is to dispute his progress. It suggests that he has not yet become the man he believes himself to be.

On the other hand, A woman is offended by being reminded that she is no longer young because youth is the period in which she enjoyed her greatest social advantage. Youth, for the average woman, is the season of beauty, attention, admiration, abundance of options, you name it. To remind her that she's no longer young is to remind her that it is passing is, that those privileges are passing with it.

Point is, The man wishes to distance himself from his younger self because it symbolises inadequacy. The woman wishes to remain attached to her younger self because it symbolises abundance.

This is why men are eager to prove they are older than they look, while women are eager to prove they are younger than they are.

The insult to the man is that he has not become enough. One to the woman is that she's no longer what she once was. Young and full of options.

The man measures himself by progress. He wants to hear, "look how far you've come".
The woman measures herself by preservation. She wants to hear, "You haven't changed at all."

The big message in this for you, the man is, when you remind a woman that she's no longer young, you remind her of her sexual market value. And now I believe I have said enough.

[狗鷲イヌワシChapter II @emoemo78354888]

ワンちゃんたちが守る❣️🤗😱😘

[Yehgha @yaygha]

1. Female sex appeal does not retain its value indefinitely. After the first few sexual encounters and a man has had his fill, a woman's sex appeal loses most of its allure. This is why no matter how pretty a woman is, there is at least one man who is tired of fucking her. So '...slut for you' isn't the mouth watering offer you think it is.

2. No man wants to commit to a slut because by definition, a slut is a sexually promiscuous woman. So "I will be a slut for you" is undone by its own logic.

3. Besides, you're already a slut so '...slut for you' is not a value proposition. It is default pro-community behaviour fronted as exclusivity

4. If he simps for you, you will cheat on him with men who do not, because simping strips a man of the qualities that make him sexually attractive. Which is to say, women exploit emotionally indisciplined men for comfort and resources, then lust after the men who remain emotionally indomitable. Simping is evidence of emotional weakness and women do not respect weak men. So a man who simps for you will stroke your ego but dry up your vagina. You, like most women and children, do not know what is good for you

5. Goan find work

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

Do you know one thing many modern women do not know?

It is the fact that the only way a woman can ever be loved the way she wants to be loved is by being with a man much older than she is.

A woman is loved best by an older man. With older men, her eternal childlike nature is condoned, and her stupidity is frequently forgiven.

Because to older men, her insufferable nature is somewhat a function of age rather than a character flaw. Thus, she is held to a lesser standard in such an environment. She is “understood.”

Financial security may seem like the primary reason, but another factor contributing to women’s hypergamous nature is men’s differing perceptions of them with age.

That is, unlike men her age, who often lack the sensitivity, perhaps the patience, to see beyond curves and cannot separate age from body size, older men perceive more than just the exterior.

They look through the lens of behaviour and general disposition and see the youthful “innocence” in her, and treat her accordingly, as a child.

Women enjoy  grace from older men more than from any other source.
Not nature, not even God, tolerates women more than older men.

Older men often view women as naive, overlooking their excesses.

Conversely, with men her age, she is held accountable for her actions, something many women find burdensome.

A 23-year-old man, considering himself mature enough to think independently, expects the same level of awareness and thoughtfulness from his female counterpart.

This high logical standard can be detrimental to a woman’s whimsical and emotional modus operandi.

However, to a 40-year-old man, a 25-year-old woman is not “old enough to think” independently.

It is not love. It is our design, as humans, to rarely consider those far younger than us old enough to ever be able to think and act like us, regardless of their age and our age difference.

So, a 40-year-old man anticipates certain behaviours, such as mood swings, tantrums, and histrionics, as part of the package of dating a younger woman.

This man, seeing himself as sufficiently mature, perceives his younger woman as not yet reasonable. Thus, he is gracious. He chastises little, criticises sparingly, and adapts to her psychological tendencies far better than men her age could.

This is literally how women want to be loved.

There is no safer place to be a woman than in an older man’s companionship.

Women know this. They want this. Those on social media expressing displeasure towards these arrangements are swines.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

1. Married men do not have a monopoly of violence. You may as well go after the man fucking your wife and it is you who will die like a dog. Marriage does not make you superman. Do not overestimate yourself

2. You cannot fear-monger your way into compelling a woman's fidelity and you cannot control what other men will do if your wife makes herself available

3. The admonition then should be directed at married men themselves to choose better wives; to choose women who will not cheat. Those women exist.

But weak, spiritually feminine men think they can marry just about any woman with a subjectively pretty face and threaten other men to not fuck the whores they opened their korokoro eyes to marry.

If men do not improve their marital choices, other men will continue to fuck their wives. And there is nothing anybody will do about it.

You will not marry whores and externalise responsibility for their fidelity. Nobody owes a married man a duty to not fuck his wife. But married men owe themselves a duty to not marry women who will fuck other men.

If you fail in that duty, you will suffer. If you like threaten everybody with hospital and mortuary. It is you who will rot in jail or worst still, die while trying to play captain-save-a-wife -from-being-fucked

Even as she continues fucking other men after you're dead or removed from civilised society for good.

Frank, like every other man who married a whore, KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HIS WIFE WAS but he rationalised it and married her still, caught her cheating, confronted her lover and stayed married to her.

A shameless, spineless, weak-willed bozo.

Every married man deserves the wife he married. Every single one of them.

["After review, the West Ham #19 commits a foul..." @comradesipho]

Why this scene in Margin Call is so cold. They manage to capture this so well.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

More free pussy, we keep winning. If you stay faithful, you become a good woman for marriage or a lifelong commitment, we still win. The patriarchy is made in such a way that whether you become a whore or not, it's the men who are always benefitting either way.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

And this is why I say if a woman leaves you because you cheated, she did not leave you because you cheated.

But that is the socially approved, scruple-free excuse she will give to justify her exit.

She left because she had already been considering leaving and your 'unfaithfulness' presented her the perfect pretext to act on a desire that already existed.

In poor countries like ours where survival is hard, they leave only when there's already another (usually richer) man to monkey branch to. Odds are, they were already cheating on you with him.

Nigerian women, generally speaking, do not know how to stay single for extended periods because they have rent to pay, lifestyles to be funded, wigs and iPhones to buy and Instagram worthy locations to visit.

And being amongs some of the most lazy, ambitionless and low iq women on the planet, most neither have the discipline, or intellect, nor can make the sacrifices required to acquire the high paying skills that will financially enable them to do these things themselves - so there always has to be a man or men in the picture.

In rich, feminist countries, they leave so they can take your house and other assets.

So the 'forgiveness' they claim they do isn't forgiveness at all. Low agency, survival mode women are incapable of forgiveness in its true sense.

What they do is calculated self preservation:

If remaining with you will be materially advantageous they stay

"Rather cry in a Benz..."

If it appears greater advantages await elsewhere, they leave.

It's rarely about cheating.

Again, if she left you for cheating, she did not leave you for cheating.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I borrowed an umbrella from my Airbnb host in Kyoto. I forgot to return it when I checked out, and realized when I was already on the train to Osaka.

I felt terrible. It was a nice umbrella, not a cheap one. I messaged the host apologizing.

She responded: "No problem! Enjoy the umbrella. It's yours now."

I said I'd mail it back. She said "please don't. Postage costs more than an umbrella. Just use it and think of Kyoto when it rains."

I insisted I wanted to return it. She said "okay, but I have a different idea. Next time you see someone who needs an umbrella and doesn't have one, give them this umbrella. Tell them to do the same when they are finished with it. Maybe an umbrella travels all around Japan helping people."

That idea was so beautiful I agreed.

Two weeks later I was in Hiroshima and it started pouring. A woman with a baby was standing under an awning looking stressed. No umbrella, the baby was crying.

I walked over and gave her the umbrella. Told her the story in broken Japanese. She understood enough.

She tried to refuse but I insisted. Told her "when you're done with it, give it to someone else who needs it."

She nodded, said thank you about ten times, and hurried off with her baby.

I got soaked walking back to my hotel but felt good about it.

Sometimes I wonder where that umbrella is now. Hope it's still traveling, still helping people.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

The only right answer is:

There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uhh) Selena (uhh) Katrina (uhh) Sabrina (uhh)
About three Kim's (WHAT?) LaToya, and Tina (whoo!)
Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn!)
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda,
Donna, Ulanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda.

Choose one.

[M.K.O ♠️ @MkoTheComedian]

I dare any woman wey dey relationship on this app to quote this tweet with a picture with her man 🤝

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

If you love someone because they love you, that is empathy. If you love someone for their beauty, that is attraction. If you love someone for what they offer, that is interest.
If you love someone for their kindness, that is admiration. But when you cannot fully explain why you love them, only that your heart does, that is love.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Women are nature's favourite instrument for punishing weak men

[Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch @TheXMatriarch]

Sex is the ONE THING that separates the relationship you have with your wife/girlfriend and the relationship you have with a coworker of the opposite sex or your best friend.

Sex is literally what makes your relationship different.
It’s what makes it special.
And it’s the glue that holds it all together!

When a couple has a strong sexual relationship, they’re more united across the board.
They parent kids better. They coordinate schedules better.
They compromise on points of disagreement better.
They have more fun outside the bedroom because they know how to connect and have fun inside the bedroom!!!

It’s that important!

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

Lol.

The major effect of masturbation is what it does to the brain.

It weakens your drive, because your brain has been rewired to get dopamine cheaply.

Dopamine is a brain chemical responsible for motivation, pleasure, learning and movement.

It is naturally supposed to be released when your hit a milestone in any of those fuctions, so you are motivated to keep achieving more.

However when you masturbate, it makes you release those chemical via the low effort act of watching or thinking about porn.

When your brain realizes it can get the same feeling through a simpler means, it doesn’t push you to do hard things.

Thereby making you underachieve.

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

Beautiful things like art, cars, and sport command men’s loyalty. The woman’s body does not, because it is not beautiful to men.

What is beautiful to men is the imagination around the female body. Once that imagination is fed, the spell disappears. And with that, the man's commitment.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

No.

1. Because sexual performance is a male-exclusive burden. That's why it is typically men who take alomo bitters, not women. Its called MANpower for a reason. So the reviews such a woman would get will not be 'good in bed' it is 'Cheap', 'slvt' and 'hore'

2. It is not men who suffer reduced physical appeal and bodily degradation as a consequence of childbirth. It is women. So she would not be solving any problems. On the contrary, she would be creating more problems...

3. Men who 'do product reviews' *MAY* create destabilising problems in their marriages *IF* they do not do it well. Women who attempt to do the same thing *WILL* create destructive problems in their marriages irrespective of how they do it.

This is in part because men are far more capable of compartmentalising sex than women. Which is to say, a man can absolutely love his wife and treat her like a queen whilst having hoz on the side who serve a purely sexual purpose.

But women typically get entangled emotionally with the men they cheat with, which compels them to reroute emotional energy and investment from their husbands

To put it crudely, when a woman's pvssie strays, her heart strays. But a man's heart can be with one woman while his cock travels the world.

[🌐 @ttfalor]

perfect video reaction usage