alyssa💐💐

houston

[i @bbpoltergayist]

they are air frying me tomorrow

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

you think i’m hot and fun to hang out with. i want to crack your body open and gnaw on your bones. i bet we can make it work

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

another day of being scared for a reason i don’t know 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷this is what life is about🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I can show you my hand and still win

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

all my dreams are possible because the universe is on my side and i’m made of stardust.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes when I’m sad I remember that I’m sexy and funny as fuck and really genuine then i feel better

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[dreamyloa🎀 @dreamyloa]

because it’s gonna work out for you anyway!

[evil elly @laffodiI]

can I ask you a question forever

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

In my #OwnLittleWorld do not #PopMyBubble

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[Orisha Franklin @bigbaydavis]

Sometimes I show too much love and people think it’s fake like damn bitch I can’t help my cup runneth over

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[jynx @miiagarro]

when someone calls me a self centered bitch but lowkey i am a self centered bitch

[alyssa💐💐 @tisalyssaa]

I love my life so much it hurts

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

girls who feel rich before they are rich are the ones who get rich