Josh

I like us better when we’re wasted

[Josh @tisamejosh]

Haven't been on Twitter in a long while. Am I going insane or is every single post now very clearly just written by engagement farming AI bot accounts?

Dead Internet theory is real.

[Josh @tisamejosh]

@SockieBee Like bags of wet sand

[t @tatiana_gitana]

Weed sober for 25 days (: all I have realized is that life with weed is a lot better

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

GET IN THERE!

Three big points to end the year 🎇

🍊 1️⃣-0️⃣ ⚪️ | #UTDABE | #DUFC

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

NEVER. SAY. DIE.

🍊 3️⃣-2️⃣ 🥬 | #UTDHIB | #DUFC

[Josh @tisamejosh]

HOLY FUCK ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

[Dragon Age @dragonage]

The blighted gods don't stand a chance.

#DragonAge: The Veilguard launches worldwide on October 31, 2024.

Pre-order here: https://t.co/D6YBYr7PWJ

[Josh @tisamejosh]

They got it right

[Josh @tisamejosh]

Deadpool last year and Logan this year, I think Fox have finally started getting it right

[Josh @tisamejosh]

@Captain2Phones @theMrMobile Been to that store not that long ago, it’s well earned!

[BioWare @bioware]

Exciting news, #DragonAge fans! Join us on June 11 for the first official gameplay reveal.
https://t.co/Vd8DZTaoc8

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[BB @Basi_cally]

February 29th should always be a holiday. Once in 4 years. I think we can afford that.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The Third Coming. #DeadpoolWolverine

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I certainly won’t be taking the word of a man who’s just run off with my toilet.

[Josh @tisamejosh]

Joey Barton’s Twitter posts are starting to feel like sitting back and watching while someone has a mental breakdown

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

It’s Sunday today. I was going to have a day of rest. 🙃

Some people seem to forget, I’ve been in this industry (football) over 20 years.

The players all talk. They’re like women in that regard. They tell each other everything. They brag about their conquests. 🍆

I know all those virtue signalling, ‘We’ve worked really hard for years to get to this position’ females are upset. Your knickers are in a twist. Unfortunately, I know where all your skeletons are buried. That’s your fault. You compromised yourself messing with the talent.

I don’t want to have to exhume some bodies. I also, don’t blame you using your sexuality to get an advantage. It’s a big tool and everyone should use all there tools wisely in the game of life.

We all know whose marriages you have violated. What info you got from the pillow talk to get ahead and who is in a desperate situation behind the scenes because of the #Metoo movement and the fear it’s put to certain organisations. Rightfully so, as well. Dirty pervs.

We all know some of you have multiple players on the same team on your body counts. I don’t judge you solely on that. But come on now, don’t expect me to take you seriously. Please.

Don’t take me for a fool. Lawyer up. Sue me. Get me cancelled. Pressure my employer’s, my sponsors. 🤣🤣🤣

Do what and as you please.

I’ve got plenty to fight you back with. I’ve deeper pockets than most.

Just remember, people who throw stones, shouldn’t live in glass houses.

I hope you’re whiter than white if you come for me. That includes some of the black community currently libelling themselves on my timeline. Don’t worry, I see you. I have the screenshots. Carry on your nonsense, I’ll delightfully part you from your money. 💰

I don’t want a war. I never have. That also doesn’t mean, I will walk away if you start one. I never taken a backward step in my life.

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

May your God’s shine favourably on you.

👑

#Namaste 🙏🏻

[Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson]

O Captain. My Captain.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Should have kept De Gea...