TISM

A fan account for the shit prog rock, poetry reading wankers TISM, who we all loved. Piss off! I only tweet when drunk and pissed off.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

#RWOFL

Nice rack love

[Alix @AlixG_2]

Western civilizations are the most diverse people in the world. We are redheads, blondes & brunettes, blue, green and brown eyed, from all backgrounds
The rest of the world is just brown.
We're not the ones that need fucking 'Diversity'
Fuck off with that shit, racist assholes🖕

[TISM @TISM_Root]

How about allowing us to have paid occupational leave for a full six months

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

We're extending paid parental leave to a full six months starting this July.

Because Labor will always back working families.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

BREAKING: Every fucking product and service is going to be passing on a 5% price increase from next month.

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

BREAKING: Around 3 million workers are getting a 4.75% pay rise from next month.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

fucking what?

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Australian journalism matters.

For 195 years the Sydney Morning Herald has helped share Australian stories - keeping Australians informed and entertained, while holding power to account.

Tonight we celebrated that legacy, its independence and the years to come.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

By allowing everyone to become entitled, overpaid politicians?

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Every Australian aspires to own their own home.

We're delivering real change and helping make that a reality.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

A petrie dish with tits

[Marlayna @Marlayna29]

What is she?

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Top tier #RWOFL content.

No idea what she said. Something about sandwiches I'm guessing.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

"RECORTEN LOS BENEFICIOS a los migrantes y se DEPORTARÁN a sí mismos."

Esta joven australiana tiene TODA LA RAZÓN y es una solución simple para un problema de largo plazo.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Are there enough of you lot remaining for you to use the term 'we' with that much confidence?

[Angus Taylor MP @AngusTaylorMP]

We must fight and defeat Labor’s socialist vision if we’re going to restore our standard of living and protect our way of life.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

@RamYourQuexit The left are woke cunts
The right are racist spastics

Everyone flag waving for a political cause is an idiot, because no party is flawless, so parroting one mob is closed-minded.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

She's a dumb cunt.

And so is everyone who supports her bullshit manifest.

[Ryan Dally @Ryandally08]

#BREAKING One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has declared she’s ready to be the “Prime Minister of Australia” and is seriously considering running for a seat in the House of Representatives.

Her comments come after a recently published Redbridge Accent Research seat by seat projection showed One Nation could win more than 50 seats at an election.

In the wake of the polling, Ms Hanson said she believed she was capable of leading the country as the Prime Minister.

"Do I want to be Prime Minister? Well, I tell you what, I won't knock the job because I believe that I have the ability to do it," she said.

"I'm not going to underestimate myself or say, no, I can't do it, because you know, have a look at what we've got now. That's why we're in a mess."

Hanson went on to describe the Albanese Government as the "worst" she had ever seen in her 30 years of politics.

“I see the destruction that's happened here”

“This isn’t the country that I grew up in”

Under the latest modelling, One Nation would form official opposition if an election were held today, winning 53 seats compared to just 12 for the Coalition.

She’s got my vote.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

One Nation couldn't save a game of snap.

As far as leadership is concerned, they're as adept at that as the two major parties are at legitimately helping the people they serve.

[Kobie Thatcher @KobieThatcher]

Washed up Liberal has-beens and never-beens will never save this country.

Only One Nation will.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Try hard sook can only appear tough through virtual reality.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Like we always fucking do.

Find a competent replacement and vote for them instead.

Demand better from your party of choice - don't just parrot their obvious dumb shit, that's whats made them unelectable.

[Imajin @BradJamin3]

Dear Fellow Australians,

I believe our Prime Minister Anthony Albanese should resign.
How do we ask him to resign, in a "respectful" way?

Please keep answers brief and respectful.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Australia

[U.S TROOPS🇺🇲 @Ustroopss]

Which side you are stand ✋

Be honest please.

A. Israel 🇮🇱
B. Palestine 🇵🇸

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Awww Karen Thatcher is jealous that some leftie yank is more important than her.

[Kobie Thatcher @KobieThatcher]

Michelle Obama arrived in Sydney today ahead of her speaking shows.

Why are our taxpayer-funded Australian Federal Police out here guarding her when she's here for personal business and has her own Secret Service?

They even blocked the road for her.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Whats the difference between Queenslanders and Victorians?

Victorians are smart enough to not piss in their own nest - That's what Sydney is for.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

That one stands for Gina and Bibi.

Gina and Bibi don't give a fuck about Australia. They just abuse it.

[Colleen ( HistoryRepeating) @GenXTruther72]

An Australian Prime Minister must stand FOR Australia 🇦🇺
@OneNationAus @PaulineHansonOz 👏👏👏❤️❤️🇦🇺🇦🇺

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Self help tip #1

Every politician & political party doesn't give a fuck about you or your opinion.

They don't see it, they don't go looking for it.

That's how insignificant you all are to them.

Stop being their cheerleaders.

Go enjoy yourself before your inevitable death.

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Allergic reaction to fake tan.

[R-R @Only_OneRR]

Hey @grok what kind of illness does Donald Trump have? 😭

[TISM @TISM_Root]

Remember when we were balls deep in the Yanks chasing "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

Don't start moaning about what we've become now. This is just a continuation of form which both sides are complicit.

Holier than thou don't work when everyone is evil Jeffrey.

[Jeff Kennett @jeff_kennett]

What a disgrace.
A total disgrace of Australias new priorities.
We allow the ISIS Brides to return.
While we pursue Ben Roberts-Smith through the courts.
What does Australia stand for in 2026?