nonsense

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[mr locke sportello @BenShh1]

it’s funny to not know whether this is about a deadly virus or an NFL coach having an affair

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[y - Conor Hurley @CHurls13]

BABE, THE SCORING FIRST WARPATH IS BACK ON

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[AB @AB84]

A bottle girl ain’t none but a JUCO stripper 😂

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

How the hell is this country gonna host the World Cup when the airports don’t even work

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

Sabres first 13 road games: 2-9-2

Sabres last 22 road games: 19-2-1

[y - ShadyNasty @_ShaneCahill_]

Just saw a dude light a cig in the 300s at the Sabres game

BUFFALO HOCKEY IS BACK

[sba @essbeeay]

You can’t get bitched at about WRs if the guy you pick as coach doesn’t use them

[Kay de Pointe du Lac 🧛🏼‍♀️ @rinnegoddess]

Yall gotta stop respecting peoples opinions when theyre fucking stupid

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

getting a false start penalty is so embarrassing like wow okay I made a mistake and now everyone is pointing at me

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

I kinda miss the biweekly “Joe Biden’s dog has savagely mauled another secret service agent” press release.

[Blockhead @BlockheadNYC]

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)