nicki

those who stand for nothing, fall for anything. she/her

[shaz☀️ @drowninginbyler]

I'm so fucking vulnerable to this kind of humour I just WHEEZED

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

The UK right now:

[LB @BoozerArab]

The Brits are absolute experts at race to the bottom wages.

The French get in the streets, we offer to do it for cheaper.

Pathetic.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

So. Rhianna went home with Omar last night #BBUK

[iva @ivaxhollis]

an embarrassing year for the uk… #bbuk

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

with the world the way it is right now &the attitudes so many people have towards queer folk & people of colour,seeing rochelle win after her comments,behaviour& actions in the #bbuk house is just a reflection of where we are as a society. disgusted that we rewarded her behaviour

[Manda @mandaconda__]

Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

I still regularly think about this tweet from 2014

[k @kxsmo]

Still the best tweet of all time

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"

WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[lux @paperssil]

i hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Shaggy when he drank the potion and magically transitioned in Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed?

[space age country girl @fckingmelodrama]

man at sainsbury’s pressed the visibly over 25 button

[Matt 🤷🏻‍♂️ @MatticusMoore]

James Acaster anytime he has to do a traitor related activity #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

[Jorgé @_gp_98]

People are sick of speaking to robots & live chats when they have an issue. They wanna speak to a human. People who’ve lost thousands of pounds to scams don’t want the decision to be provided by a robot. Fuck Barclays and every single company who is going down this route

[andy @heyitsandy_]

love the fake urgency of office jobs “i really need you to get that to me by 5pm” or what, will the earth stop revolving on its axis? also bad news i finish at 3:30pm and i’ve not even looked at it yet lmao

[𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦 ☆ @CH7RLI]

be in a state of severe depression until march

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

its funny how if Lynx was to charge his way over to a woman with his finger in their face like Phillip just did to Twinks, it would be an instant call to the diary room. #bbuk

[𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐲 💌 🚦|| we are wow! @bleedthemt0xins]

man is so mad that he knew he was correct from the start #celebritytraitors

[Weecat @Wee_cat1406]

How do people not know that joining a 70mph motorway at 42mph is careless driving? It's every day now where Lorries who are going 50mph need to slow down to allow these idiots room to merge it's grinding my fucking gears 😩