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[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

but can you separate the goon from the slop?

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

it’s like social media to me

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

there’s a lot going on at gopuff all of the time actually

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

looking at the bodega guy with genuine love in my eyes

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

you ever been catfished by a bitmoji

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

new slayyyter i literally have chills i smell summer

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

haircut got me feeling like if clairo had a big nose and wasn’t demure at all

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

the concept of grindr is funny to me in the sense that wdym there’s literally a man 2 ft away rn

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

@kylie_gender i want it :(

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

today at work one of the pre schoolers referred to 6 7 as “the bad word” and would only mutter it under his breath like brick from the middle

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

@opossumlover1 tbh they’re goated and slept on.

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

just remembered they made shawn mendes do a movie starring as a singing/talking crocodile and how no one really spoke about it ever again

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

when a man has a mustache and sips on something foamy it gives me gender envy

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

🏡🌳👵🧺❤️🙂‍↔️🪾😳🐺🏃‍♀️😫

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

his ahh did NOT know how joan of arc felt, surely

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

op op op op…oppa gangnam style 🎩👔

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

love how now people utilize instagram stories in the same way you would ask a neighbor to borrow sugar

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

@smbuchov she was one of my college professors LMAO

[sam 🦴 @titanium3aby]

grandma didn’t answer my phone call. i’m officially chopped