🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨

💀 Shattering stereotypes, raising hell, and fighting for justice and the Oxford comma. Metal is my anthem. 💀

[Netflix @netflix]

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson.
#PaulTyson

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

Tfw you unleash your trauma demons on a new therapist en masse to get them up to speed. 🙃🫠

This is a Tuesday pal. You'll get used to it. I did. 🥸

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@geertjansloos @levelsio 180% of the value of the thing after taxes, fees, and tips. You can keep an individual loyal in this economy by tipping well. Uber will continue to jack up fees because people begin to forget these services were available before World's Greediest Middleman Co. ™️ set up shop.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@geertjansloos @levelsio 😆 Can't accept that credit, I think in problems too! But here, I think the problems posed by Uber's capitalist "solution" (a monopoly over all side hustles) make the problems with finding small-scale, local services seem easy. I'm much more disturbed by having to pay, e.g.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@geertjansloos @levelsio - You assume you only get one connect. Get several.
- This can easily be done without bank details.
- Unclear how it's more work, write order down instead of checking out?
- Corporations will screw you harder faster than any individual. Also, read and vet, build trust gradually.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@levelsio Expand this to every app. Use Tidy only to find housekeeper you trust, then hire separately. Massage apps are great for finding therapists, but not for their 💰. Tip extra or hire off-app. Though: DO NOT communicate this in-app, the COMPANY WILL FIRE THE EMPLOYEE. Seen it happen.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@mataslauzadis @onurc @levelsio @geertjansloos Americans are hilarious. Ask anyone from a small country surrounded by other countries, or any community in Mexico where America has the goods you want. There have always been career purchasers. I'll go to X location and shop for a group for a fee. Uber invented nothing. 🤣

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@PaulIngrassia This is ...literally just how court works? Like I'm pretty sure if you google almost exactly this you'll see them say it in all the trials they record? 😆 Like doesn't he read this from a digitized fucking scroll of some sort at this point? lmfaooo

How are y'all so stupid?

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@levelsio @blackwoodHQ @nvidia If you have to fail at something(s), it might as well read as fucking fantastically as this list 😆

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@Poppycontin @DISSOLVED__GIRL Purported goonicology 💀

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

9 things about Sloan

HUGE FEAR: Failure
GENDER: Female
SEXUALITY: Bi af
HEIGHT: 5'10"
SHOE SIZE: 9
EYE COLOR: Varies, but hazel
FAV FRUIT: Guava
FAV MOVIE: Casino (go-to), Anatomy of a Fall (recent)
FAV DRINK: Green tea #sobriety
💋🖤✨

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@its_badonka @scenequeenrocks Guess I'd add, try and return everything until you get a blow dryer with a lawnmower motor that blows as strong as a fucking tornado and only gets kinda warm on its highest setting. None of that hot shit.

You'll spend a few hundred on that instead of breakage.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@its_badonka @scenequeenrocks As an ex-blonde, you just graciously gave her the whooooole damn thing. 🥂

And! Lukewarm is fine for blonde, but NOW with hair this bright I have to shower in ice water...

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@ColinAllredTX How do you feel about genocide, @ColinAllredTX? That'll help me decide.

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@MetalBlakedowns Because the blank on the graphic designer's payee line didn't fill in until that leak. 🤣

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

See dweebs? It was a drop the whole time. Breathe. 🤘🏼💀👽🤐🤐🤐

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@Jae1en_ I hope you have the BEST fucking time! ✨

[🖤✨𝕮𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘🖤✨ @titsblood]

@Jae1en_ When's your next one?