Tits magee

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.✊🏿

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

Fat bitches need to shut the fuck up

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

She’s been going but soon she’ll be cumming

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

Traded all my top prospects (sluts) to focus on the rebuild

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

I wish mosquitoes would suck my penis not my blood

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

Putting on a drinking clinic tonight

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

I love pre gaming the pregame then acting sober so my friends think that can keep pace with me

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

I wish beers gave me shield like mini pots

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

Thank you boris Johnson for preparing the cup

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

#NewProfilePic

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

@Ron_MacLean finally made a funny joke.
Might get you out of the cuck chair if you keep those up buddy.
YOU PEOPLE gotta loosen up

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

Happy white boy summer to all my wiggas. Let’s fucking go

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

I eat box like pac man

Waka waka waka waka

[Montreal Hockey Now @MTLhockeynow]

This will be Dobes in Game 5 when the Habs refuse to shoot:

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Evan Bouchard just got knocked out cold by Ryan Lindgren at the World Championships against USA.

[kodak white @therealkdwhite]

“carter hart is a rapist and I hope he gets injured”:

[Bet105 @bet_105]

Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

I’m the nigger of the year

[Tits magee @titsmagee20]

You fuckers are in trouble now that I can see again

[🇺🇲🏈 Levi @MadewithSteel99]

@nflmemes Jalen Hurts gets sacked

Tom Brady: