aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️

‘Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

If you need validation for whatever you’re upset about right now, just remember I’m bent out of shape because a man with a $ shaved in the back of his hair hasn’t asked me out yet. 🙃

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@Coneycutt How about just in general? I’m 29 & my mom thought my lotus flower tattoo was a pot leaf 🤷🏻‍♀️🙃

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

Ladies.... do all the boys climb rocks on tinder or is it just Chattanooga? #tinder

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@Tallybx Coke 🤷🏻‍♀️

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

The same dudes who refuse to wear masks are the same ones refusing to wear condoms because their “dick is too big” 🙄

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@MoeSargi That poutine 😍🤤

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

All of you basic bitches talking shit about @JeffreeStar ‘s cremated collection being “monotone nudes” are the same broads still trying to hype up the absolute garbage that is the UD Naked palettes. #ISaidWhatISaid #CrematedPalette

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

Someone send help. I have Sturgill Simpson & $uicideboy$ on shuffle & a straw in my bottle of Chardonnay 🤷🏻‍♀️ #QuarantineLife #sturgillsimpson #dirtysouth

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@AddisonSimms They don’t make them good like this anymore!

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@OldRowOfficial

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@shezALibra

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@DisneyParks @andrea_dunn72 @misscelinaaa12

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@romanticthott @__moether @schragex3 @nlajko @parkerabby13

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@Currymuncher00 @schragex3

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@JeffreeStar what’s a girl gotta do to get a lighted star mirror? I’m trying to feel more of the bippity boppity, boo.

[aunt linda 🧙🏼‍♀️ @titsmcghee423]

@meredamn @misscelinaaa12