William Murderface

Bassist/foundation for Dethklok. I also write most - some - of the songs.

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

WHO SHIT IN MY BED?!?!?!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

Nobody'd better come fucking visit!!! We're busy!!!! No moms or grandmas allowed!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@ihatesyou It's 'cause you're too shitty to be the fifth Beatle, and the robot is Yoko. Got it???

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@grandmaface Grandpa deserves to get off too you old bag!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

WHAT FUCKING STINKS? PICKLES IS THAT YOU?!?!?

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@grandmaface WHATEVER, PICKLES PLAYS THE FUCKING DRUMS!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

I WAS BUSY YOU OLD HAG!!! RT @grandmaface: @tittyfish you miserable fucking GRINCH. why couldnt you even CALL?

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

FUCK CHRISTMAS!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@RoseExplosion I AM!!! I'm responsibly staying as far away from her as I possibly can!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@RoseExplosion What if she did?!?!?

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@RoseExplosion Fuck if I care! I'm not goin' to visit my grandma!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@Serveta1956 Uhhh, yeah, I'm sure she will. Hey, are you doin' anything later?

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@Serveta1956 I would like nothing more!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@Serveta1956 You can be MY friend.

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@dingdongdoodily WHAT??? She's a beautiful lady. You're gay. And DRUNK.

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@Serveta1956 How's it going, Mrs. Skwigelf? You're looking lovely tonight, I must say.

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@dingdongdoodily YOU DRUNK ASSHOLE!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@dingdongdoodily ... you kept them? I mean, uh, FUCK YOU, I PAID YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!!!

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@RoseExplosion They're all gay. I'm not.

[William Murderface @tittyfish]

@metalexplosion Fuck that bullshit! We're taking the bus!