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Searching for things I wish I'd never lost.

[Has it Leaked @hasitleaked]

Daft Punk's management (yes, still exist) were pitched "a final comeback" of the duo for the GTAVI soundtrack with what was "essentially an unlimited budget". Justice were Rockstar's second choice.

[メ @BjaySwag]

bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.

[pitty🦇 @http_iisax]

quando vc quer parar de fumar mas a vida só te dá mais motivos

[ᴅʀᴇʏ @dreysznn]

“Are you fre…?” “Free to smoke?.”

[hino @hohonini97]

Me da envidia la gente que tiene sexo a diario

[Phunsuk Wangdu @Phunsukwangduji]

> He came
> Scammed people of 1.5 Lakhs
> Entertainmed 5k people in a Twitter space named "Scam 2026" at 12AM
> Rage baited people who gave him money
> Gave banger statements
> Had a chai and sutta at Kanpur station at 3AM
> He left

SCAMMER OF THE YEAR JAY SINGH RATHORE 😭

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter https://t.co/PRtIfjQfEc

[elle @wopwope]

"ابتعد عن ما يؤذيك"
أنا ومايؤذيني:

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Mufa...

[切特纳姆喜欢拉丁裔荡妇 @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐯 ✈︎ @ahmstillkelly]

Once you stop thinking with your 🍆 you realize 90% of these biches ain't worth a conversation

[(ex) lorinho peitudinho @lorinhojoaoo]

a sensação de fumar bêbado

[yatharth @golu_molu_bacha]

odysseus (me) arriving back in ithaca (my flat) after the odyssey (work) and seeing penelope (my pc)

[nate. @fjxr_]

she never texted me again lol

[ㅅ @YESSIRALFA]

I hope I live before I die.