Titus Danforth

Rightful heir to the Danforth throne.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@ev3rythingwrong My grass is just greener.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

This golf course is pathetic. The green looks more yellow. Ridiculous.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@ev3rythingwrong You’re filthy. Sure. Why the hell not?

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

Sucker for sweets.

[valen 卌 @spiderboyloverr]

hice un cheesecake

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@bugsareppltoo I feel embarrassed, why is it working…

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

What are these allegations?

[maisy @hotandautistic]

he’s never beating the pathetic virgin allegations

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@catosybat …No.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@catosybat I’m not your “girl.”

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@joelfromhr Figure it out. It's not my ass on the line, it's yours.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@joelfromhr I just think it'd be more fun if there's a chance of vehicular manslaughter. Don't worry you can run into the woods still if you're scared, I'll still catch you there.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@joelfromhr Can I use my golf cart?

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@ShawnCatosy ????

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@ShawnCatosy How did you acquire this? Did Ursula send you this?

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope I don’t think. I know.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope You couldn’t afford even an ounce of what I drink.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@peyispunk You’re quite embarrassing. Fix it.

[pey ⎊ @peyispunk]

@tituscdanforth sir, daddy, whatever you want to be called

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

You people are easy.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope This conversation is ending. Don’t bother coming to the estate, you’ll be shot on sight. This is your final warning.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@spiderboyloverr Okay, but only if you keep baking that cheesecake.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope I don’t know what you’re talking about. Cease this nonsense immediately.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@peyispunk Mr. Danforth to you.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope Could buy you multiple dinners. Wouldn’t change the ending.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@popecodysgloves I have an inkling it wouldn’t be hard.

[Titus Danforth @tituscdanforth]

@softforpope Gladly. Do you prefer being stabbed or strangled.