Chris Tivey

Occasionally funny, always grumpy. Tweets are largely irrelevant - that's not a typo. Timeline full of DCFC, advertising, politics, and memes.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@easyJetholidays Swimming with dolphins in Mauritius 🤿🐬 @jodiannmcintosh

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@prize_novel Thank you, what does "your novel reached round two" mean? Would be great to understand the different stages of judging, can't seem to find the info on the website.

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@prize_novel No problem, thought I couldn 't find it anywhere! I will wait for the big announcement on Monday, very excited!

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@prize_novel hello there! Apologies if you have put this information somewhere already, but how many entries make it on to the longlist from the 100 on the long long list?

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

It’s amazing how we can go to the brink of destruction. Lose all our players. Rebuild a new club from scratch.

And yet still be so typically Derby County at the first opportunity.

#dcfcfans

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@elwistler Thanks Matt ❤️

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#CrackingEaster

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Presenting the reversible Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper.

The perfect gift for the fickle England fan…

(18+ BeGambleAware)

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

Read the room @BritishGas #EnergyCrisis #EnergyBills

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@joshweller @RobbieCartledge

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@The_TUC @get_videobot

[Pete Sibley @442Wide]

Paolo Maldeeney

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

To celebrate the release of 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸, which tells the inside story of Jim Smith's remarkable spell in charge, we've got some copies of the book to give away 📚🐏

RT this post and follow the author, @RyanHills27, to be in with a chance of winning one!

#DCFC #dcfcfans

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@gary34881 Unreal, didn’t realise they did retro stuff on there now too. If they drop the 95/96 home shirt or the 96/97 away it’s gonna be deadly for my wallet! COYR 💪🏻

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@gary34881 That shirt 😍 Where on earth did you get that gem? #SinceIwasyoung

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Makes a mockery of FFP

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@yxngbaz @RobbieCartledge 🤤

[Chris Tivey @Tivey01]

@Ed__Dawes Looks like ‘Chorley FM’ got it right eh! Top journalism to break the story first, although wish it had been better news…

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

50 goals for @HKane. Fabulous achievement. England play so much better when they have a go. Too much talent to play overly cautious and it doesn’t play to their strengths.