tivi 💜

~compórtate con la confianza de un hombre blanco mediocre~

[male ⁴³ 🩵 @notlisdelrey]

jsksjsksjdksjsjs el otro dia q llegue y uno me dice "no me mates pero me olvide la cartulina" y yo no les habia pedido ninguna cartulina ¿?

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Para ESTO necesitábamos los robots y la IA, no para pintar cuadros y escribir canciones.

[flor @palanttt]

el loco agonizando mientras usaba sus últimos minutos de vida para asegurarse de salvarla a ella

yo a los 8 años: bueno igual le podrías haber cortado el pelo un poco mejor no

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

We were in the car after a long day, both of us exhausted. He was on the phone with a friend through the speakers, and they were talking about life, work, stress… all of it.

At one point his friend joked, “Man, marriage must be tiring.”

Without even thinking, he said, “Nah. Marriage isn’t tiring. Life is tiring. My wife is the part that makes it worth it.”

I froze in the passenger seat.
He kept driving like he didn’t just shift my entire world with one sentence.

Later that night I asked him if he really meant it.
He looked at me confused and said,
“Of course. You’re not my responsibility. You’re my reward.”

And I swear, in a world where people talk about marriage like it’s a burden…
He talks about it like he won the lottery.

And that’s all the reassurance I’ll ever need.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Teachers are quitting at record rates and headlines warn that younger generations aren't reading.

Meanwhile this young man with tens of millions of fans is working to educate himself in front of the world.

This deserves praise, not mockery.

[goma @soigomaa]

To Freud, women were simply men without penises (Cohler & Galatzer-Levy,2008), so naturally he introduced a stage of 'penis envy' where a woman realises she does not possess a penis and experiences an envy of the male, which accounted for much of female behaviour.
He further states that the only way women can overcome this"penis envy" was to have a child of their own - even going as far as to suggest they wanted a male child, in their efforts to gain a penis. Karen Horney aptly destroyed Freud's arguments by introducing "Womb Envy" to show how ridiculous he sounded. She stated that men were subconsciously jealous of women's ability to create life. Because they are unable to get pregnant, they in turn seek similar fulfillment in areas OUTSIDE of the home, such as high position jobs and being promiscuous
Further states, "Womb envy" might be one of the main reasons that males DENY WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS, DEMONISE the female body and sexuality, have blamed women for the downfall of society, and explains why men are SO OBSESSED with controlling women's reproductive health and abortion!
THE WOMAN ATE. I LOVEEEE HER

[k @alfkkifine]

My boyfriend noticed I’d been quiet for a few days and didn’t pressure me to explain. He just started doing small things. He charged my phone when it was low. Filled my water bottle before bed. Sent me “I’m here” texts instead of “what’s wrong” texts. One night, I finally broke down and told him everything I’d been holding in, and he didn’t interrupt me once. He didn’t try to fix it. He didn’t make it about himself. He just held my hand and listened.

A week later, nothing had changed between us. He didn’t treat me like I was fragile. He didn’t bring it up to use against me. He just loved me the same, steady and normal.

That’s when I realized real love isn’t loud. It’s safe. It doesn’t rush you. It doesn’t punish you for being human. It stays.

[Mon🐉🖤 @Xuemeowng_]

Balazos Unidos salio de la organización mundial de la salud y de la nada todos empezaron las buenas noticias
Amo aqui 💕

[Lidl España @lidlespana]

El piLLAMA.

[Last B 🦋 ✨ @Ony1nyechi]

Mexican scientists eliminated HPV
Spanish scientist cured pancreatic cancer in rats.
Japanese scientists have achieved groundbreaking, world-first breakthroughs in regenerative medicine, to restore movement in paralyzed patients.

Now Korean scientists have reversed colon cancer.

These are the only type of news I need in my feed, algorithm and Elon should take note.

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐋 ☭ @SpiralML]

Ni un billonario ha aportado un céntimo y aún así se ha conseguido.
Hoy y siempre: Solo el pueblo salva al pueblo.

[ً @prinkasusa]

thinking about how in barbie land where everything is perfect for women, men still aren't suffering. they aren't in servitude, they aren't being objectified or harassed. they are just not the main characters. but in a world run by and for men, women are NEVER safe. that's the difference between feminists and misogynists. women just want to be left alone, while men don't see us as humans.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I saw a woman on Instagram who divorced her husband immediately after giving birth—because he demanded she pay the entire hospital bill herself. Seven years married. First child. They split finances 50-50 and kept money separate, and everything was “fine” until the hospital bill arrived. She labored for 24 hours, planned a natural birth, then got an epidural. The bill was $8,000. His response? “You’re the one who couldn’t hold out. You’re the one who ran up the bill. I shouldn’t have to pay for your extra requests (epidural)”. Imagine watching your wife bring your child into the world and treating her pain like a personal expense…… I’m speechless some men don’t deserve the privilege of being husbands—let alone fathers.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I’m not even joking, this is exactly it. Just show up and do your best everyday. Your best can look different everyday but just show up!

[Cristina Navarro ♀️ @cristinavarro]

Te dan una paliza que casi te mata y te lleva a la UCI pero el juez lo deja libre y vuelve para rematarte, ay esos pobre hombres víctimas de denuncias falsas....

[ً @prinkasusa]

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn’t enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life’s ugly parts... that’s what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won’t carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it’s HARD TO LOVE

[Eru Thingol @EruThingol]

Es increible que la serie haya sido capaz de describir la realidad de los 80 en la que habia que sobrevivir diariamente luchando contra monstruos lovecraftianos de mundos paralelos, pero haya fallado en algo tan básico como son los homosexuales y las parejas interraciales, que no existieron hasta que salió Brokeback Mountain o los anillos de poder, respectivamente

[Mactics @MacticsG1]

People have gotten way too relaxed about drinking and driving.

You. Are. Going. To. Kill. Someone.

Just because you are fine with playing loose with your own life doesnt mean you get to do that with the lives of others.