Thomas Johnston

bassist, composer, and arranger. BGSU music composition 26’

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

How Diane sleeps knowing that she didn’t call a two hour delay and put the safety of kids driving to school in danger

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@its_adamneely spelled Columbus wrong bro

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

I'm European.

I recently visited the USA for the first time since 2018, hitting up Las Vegas and New York City.

What I witnessed left me stunned.

15 American oddities I still can't wrap my head around:

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@GreatWeissOne the greatest to ever teach high school social studies. good luck mate :)

[Michael Grzesiek @shroud]

I know I haven’t spoken publicly about it, but for the past few months my Dad had been battling lung cancer. Yesterday he passed away.

He always supported me, got me into gaming and helped shape my love for games specifically FPS. Rest in peace papa shroud <3

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lil Tay announces she’s alive and that her social media was hacked, claiming she was dead.

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

what do we call tweets now

x’s?

“Bro check out Elons new X”

this shit blows chunks twitter was perfect give me back my blue bird and my tweets. this x shit is fucking ass elon what were you thinking. stick to ruining snl not plaguing social media with your existence

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

hurr durr caveman brain HATE music I like money and money only and sometimes women when I’m not making money hurr durr

gfy stupid ass

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Unpopular opinion but I really hate music.

I’ve also found that the dumber somebody is the more “meaningful” and “important” they find music to be.

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Asking Chat GPT some Music Theory 101 questions and it's not going well

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@Komaniecki_R half of these are absolutely dog shit as you say but having John legend and Coldplay on this list is a freaking L take dude

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

a man composed a musical piece for fixed media with samples of noises from his mouth, which then proceeded to make several members in the audience leave and vomit

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

What's the weirdest thing you witnessed in music school?

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@2AlDAN @WichitaKeith316 @Crimsix bro think he the ink master

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@arb2680 @MHSMonarchsAD mate those are clearly benches I don’t see a baseball or a softball anywhere in these photos

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

bro every game people are bitching and moaning about refs being bad. literally their job is so damn hard and they face endless hate no matter what they do. literally just get over it dude it’s just fucking football, if your team lost boo hoo maybe they should have played better

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@bwarden1300 @SagED_UP

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

At tonight’s practice one of my dim-witted O-linemen was lacking intensity, so I made him headbutt a telephone pole for 3-4 minutes.

His parents just called to complain that he’s “forgotten his name.” I told them he doesn’t deserve a name until his pass pro technique improves

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

@CrankGameplays how do i make it through 4 years of school(potentially 11 if I wanna get a phd down the line) without falling out of love with my craft

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

me: i would like to buy a saxophone

yamaha: hey man we gotchu

me: oh shit I also need a propane generator

yamaha: mate you’re not gonna believe this

[Thomas Johnston @tj2_09]

going to college is realizing the best time to do laundry is 1am

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

More women in STEM (Saxophone, Trombone, Euphonium, Melodica)