Teflon🧙🏾

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[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

One lesson the Bible consistently teaches you is don’t listen to women

[Joe Wisniewski @JoeW6_]

The New 2027 V12 Maybach

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

there is no stronger human bond than two strangers realizing they both witnessed the same weird shit in public

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

Active all night just lay and relax wit me

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

if it aint got nun to do with you mind ya business

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Comments got me in tears lmaoooooooooooo

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

if you playin by the rules out here you already lost

[♒︎ @chai1anya]

my humor is basically saying something completely outrageous with a straight face and letting everybody figure out if i'm serious

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

the amount of rules in life that are made up just to see if you’re pussy is mad funny

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Bartender saying “There he is”

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

God was in there wit him

[moh @wolf201257]

205 MPH in a Lamborghini with no parachute is fucking insane 😭

You can literally see this thing being pushed to its limit.

The engine is screaming, the car is still accelerating, and there’s no parachute hanging off the back to help bring it down.

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

It’s hilarious when a woman that holds no value in your life tries to check you bout sum. Leave me alone lady lol

[mari @xinnzxzz]

who this nigga think grok is 😭😭😭

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

Im not hatin hard enough

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Not on my watch

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

He ate that shit lmfao

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

What do you think?

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

I wanna go back to Atlanta for 2 reasons but 1 of em is keeping me away

[Teflon🧙🏾 @tj2quick1]

Fuck man

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I keep seeing tweets of missing people and all I keep thinking is damn, no GTA for them 💔