After a decade of begging, pleading, harassing on social media & carving statues out of butter JOHN STAMOS has tentatively agreed to attend Riot Fest in his official capacity as drummer of The Beach Boys. But first he has a few demands they must meet... #HAVEMERCY <3 @laurenoneil
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises