TJ Heller

Husband, Father, Friend, Small Business Owner, Aspiring Gazillionaire!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Just to be clear I know this is not the local final delivery post offices causing the problem. Those folks are working their A$$es off. Thank you to our local delivery people! It's the hubs I'm talking to!!!! People out of work, no excuse for not bringing on more staff!!!!!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

I'm literally going to loose my ever loving $h!+. I get it, lots of packages... Vid 1 niner, Yada, Yada, Yada.. How come FedEx and UPS can run a day or two behind and USPS is WEEKS behind schedule???!!!!! Way to go USPS. The final fracking of 2020!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

@alwalker_13 Aren't we all always thinking about potato chips

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Tell me there is no bias in schools. This was in my 3rd graders reading for today!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Severe storms, tornados, global pandemic... end of days? Why bother even getting out of bed.

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

On the phone with the Federal SBA, "Small Business Association" caller number 743 in the cue... not so bad I suppose. Just kill me now! All government disaster money to be given to those with the most patience. Looks like PA will never get the UC for self employed or Giggers!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

@Youleadingyou Thanks Mr.A. I'll let him know, you and your family stay safe too!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Wake up, pray nobody's heat breaks, play teacher for a bit,(you real teachers really do not make enough money), pray more that nobody's shit breaks, referee two children and a wife playing fortnite (yes all 3), hide in the man cave and play drums, sleep, repeat #CovidGroundhogDay

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

So I'm out doing a bi-weekly supply run amidst my "essential" work and WTF!!! Town be full of people without a care in the world. It looks like 1 out of 5 are taking this serious. Come on now, how hard is it to stay 6 feet away from me. BakDaFukUp!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

ABC news should stand for
"A"ll "B"out "C"orona.
CNN...
"C"orona" "N"ews "N"etwork
I realize that this is the biggest news event since 911 but I'd love to hear about something positive other than virus test results!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Shades of Pulp Fiction here! Sam Jackson be like... "BAT, CAT & RAT may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mutha f^cke*$ !!!"

[Ryan @itsRyanMLee]

This should go without saying, but please stop eating bats, cats and rats.

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

I said this last week to my bro but it bears repeating. "If Roasie is the queen of Carona, Julio needs to stay the F**k away from the school yard!" Hope everyone is staying safe!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

PS, I have no beef with the persons driving the trucks, their job isn't easy! They simply do as they are told. My complaint is with the pencil pushing budget concious a$$hats trying to impress Harrisburg with their use of the budget.

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Yesterday during the storm there was not a DOT truck in sight. Today now that the roads are melted off we're putting antiskid on bare blacktop. #bassackwards #WTF

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Yesterday during the storm there was not a DOT truck in sight. Today now that the roads are melted off we're putting antiskid on bare blacktop. #bassackwards #WTF

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

@itsRyanMLee Your hair falling out is not the worst of it. Wait till your junk starts to sag and you begin to sit on it regularly.

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Wake up, feed the kids, put them on the bus, run a business, please unpleasable people, come home, slam down something resembling dinner, take kids here or there, coach this, volunteer for that, do some more paperwork, kiss wife, go to bed, wake, up rinse and repeat. #burnout

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

@Youleadingyou @garyvee I wish you all the best!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

@chaley_1979 Awesome!!! Made my morning!

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

Apparently I don't need to go out on some cold morning before the crack of dawn in November to get a deer all I really need to do is 45 miles an hour on Route 171 and they'll run their head right into the front of my vehicle #FNdeer

[TJ Heller @tj_heller]

You're in for a life of such things marriage is like giving away yourself to a greater whole, unfortunately nobody tells you that sometimes means the sacrifice of your machismo and dignity too. https://t.co/kyV4AbQQaN

[Ryan @itsRyanMLee]

Why does @alwalker_13 have to make me look like a “D” on tweeter