Tyler Grant

I used to dedicate each day to a certain part of the foot, but toes days are over!

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Every pastor, priest or religious person I have ever checked in are always the biggest assholes and unpleasant people I encounter.

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

I forgot how good sheetz is

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Watching @3eb and @Akopp kill it in Chicago right now

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Finally get to see my old pal @Akopp in @3eb tonight.

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Listening to metal and watching a snake eat a rat.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Trying to come up with a metaphor for the pointlessness of life, but this hamster in a wheel is distracting me.

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

I enjoy michigan ave much more then Great Lakes mall

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Jack white you son of a bitch. Ultra lp is so cool

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

First bulls game. Playoffs, no big deal

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Summer weather is allllmost here!

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

If you really want to know what our generation is about and what the web has shown us, look at reddit

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

I don't fully comprehend what's happening, but I no longer am able to eat much fried food without feeling like hell. #help #donate

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Oh man I meant sweet

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

All was quiet on the megabus front...until Toledo, now there's chatter and the sweat aroma of unwashed clothes stained in cigarette smoke

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

About to start reading this. This is what Paul Thomas Anderson's next movie is based off.

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Oops I have work on the mind. I meant Victrola

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Fell asleep to a black and white, and woke up to a viscera playing.

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

Farva aka landfill is on workaholics tonight. I need a beer

[Tyler Grant @tjayg]

New Jersey