Troy B

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Well... I'm loading up on caffeine listening to #TheRockvilleLP and waiting for @ChicagolndSpdwy to dry out.
@ofarevolution
#ComeOn🌞

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Doin' whippets with Honey Boo Boo.

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@louisck Sine your pity on the runny kine #sadatay

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Yes #Bojangles, it makes sense a Bojangles employee is better at making biscuits than Bubba Watson, a drill sergeant, or a bass master

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Hey Shannon from the Duke Progress Energy commercial, energy cannot be created, don't tell me how yall are developing new ways to create it

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@JStewwww they would assume it's blood. Police always assume whatever gives them the power to shoot

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@JStewwww I wonder how many times CPI sends the police pictures of the Kool Aid Man breaking into houses

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Why am I not surprised that David Spade's standup has "limited commercial interruption" #JoeDirt #DickieRoberts

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

Don't wanna clean your room? Blow up your house

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@Jillian_USA I want a bacon turkey bravo with a piece of fruit

[Troy B @tjb22692]

PSA: The power at the front of campus was out for an hour or so but it was restored! #ThanksForTheSpam #UNCW2014

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Lora's best work #EasterCake #InTheLikenessOfABunny

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@jbizzle20 @lpaussa16 I just gotta get my life back on track and start selling dope

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@muttylion or in your case gonorrhea

[Troy B @tjb22692]

The low homicide to gunfire ratio in Trailer Park Boys would only happen in Canada

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@UPS is a joke, you ship packages, why is Saturday not a business day for you.

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Crimea? More like Crimea river #Pun

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Homeboy has got some balls jaywalking in front of a cop #NutUpOrShutUp

[Troy B @tjb22692]

Spring Break has past and Marvin at #DubsCafe still hasn't developed a sense of urgency #AramarkSucks #UNCWDiningIsAJoke @uncwdining

[Troy B @tjb22692]

@JStewwww don't you give that man any credit, he's everything that's wrong with television, america, and the free world