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He/Him | Moose 🐕 & Olive 🐶 | Degenerate Heretic | Actively Committing Crimes

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Don't touch his hecking socks... Or else

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@gabgabstrain ?

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@jamieloftusHELP This is my 13th reason

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Before being sworn in, all congressional candidates must survive being shoved down the steps of the Capitol building. Just filter out the frail and unlucky.

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This thread is like a rolodex for scam artists and grifters, just the most gullible people you will see.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Wow, this is quite the testimony on Capitol Hill during the UFO Hearings.

Questioned specifically about UFOs and whether or not any man-made object could move in the ways in which these unidentified objects have been seen moving, all three of the witnesses including former Navy pilot Ryan Graves and U.S. Navy commander David Fravor say it is impossible.

When questioned further and asked about whether the US government is housing these aircraft anywhere, David Grusch, who is a former US intelligence official, said under oath that he knows of the exact locations in which they are being housed.

No matter what your thoughts are on aliens or UFOs, I think it’s safe to say that all Americans want answers, and I applaud Republicans and Democrats for getting together and holding these hearings.

Personally I think it’s impossible that there is no life on other planets. The question remains, however, if that life is advanced enough to traverse across space to reach Earth. The other question is whether or not it is physically possible to travel such long distances in a specie’s lifetime.

What are your thoughts? Are these UFOs aliens from other planets or even dimensions/universes? Or are they just mysteries that can be explained by Humanity in an earthly manner?

[ty @TJBrett]

He's literally junior soprano'ing in front of our eyes

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away

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When I say me hungie this is what I mean

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Great White shark chewing up a whale carcass is terrifying https://t.co/CtnTjXI4Rg

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Resistance hero Stockton Rush

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OK Google:
How many gallons of napalm would it take to fill the Epcot ball?

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@DragonflyJonez 67 eagles is fucking crazy bro

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THIS ANGLE OF SHOHEI'S GAME-TYING HR 😱

(via @LasMayores)

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@summoningsalt This is like Bill Simmons also being the Celtics all time leading scorer

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Boy dinner

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@Playmaker708

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@TheHoopCentral

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

he carries the babies to safety

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I'm only mad because I'm not him

[New York Post @nypost]

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas: photos https://t.co/ExS2SqdTIJ

[ty @TJBrett]

What a neat DIY kit idea!

[chris person @Papapishu]

Thinking about the contraption again.

[ty @TJBrett]

It's super cool that dems could literally erase millions of debt and earn the respect of a whole generation of voters but they would rather use it as a wedge issue to fundraise off of for another cycle. Totally cool and not rapidly radicalizing me at all. Just the coolest.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"It was a tough decision, but boy, did it pay off big-time!" – Cicero Thompson https://t.co/eLzQ8Y7FFx