Well after 21 years of never finding anyone that actually wants to spend time with me or puts in the same energy that I do, I’m very proud to announce that absolutely nothing has fucking changed whatsoever
“Are you free later?”
Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!
Sorry I’m booked.