Tjerfik

Software engineer by day. Internet menace by choice. I say what the timeline is thinking but won’t post.

[Tjerfik @tjerfik]

Hey small creators, I’ve got an idea.

Let’s build a private WhatsApp group (max 100 people). Every time one of us posts, we drop the link → everyone goes to like, repost & comment (must do all)

Imagine:
10 posts/day = 1000 likes, reposts and comments

That’s how we beat the algorithm together.

Requirements:
• 5K followers or less
• Must follow back

DM me if interested. If I get 20 DMs, I’ll create the group & share the private link 🤝

#LetsBeatTheAlgorithm Together

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@MrBusinge @SsebulibaSamu10 cant believe NTV displayed Mpuuha when the reporter said "wabula mwajilamu nemisege, ejjakavulanga ensimbi zomunayuganda nezidda nemukati" 😂😂😂😂

[Doreen Kabareebe Harris @Iamkabareebe]

“I spent another day on a diaper because of contraceptives.

Today marks 2 years of me wearing diapers because of the 2-month prevention injection shot I took at the clinic.

Because of that, my husband doesn't want to have anything to do with me again 😭

and I did it because of him so he would not cheat.

I bleed so heavily everyday in such a way that I can no longer use pads,but pampers instead.

Dear ladies, rather have 2 babies every year than to use contraceptives. This things were never designed to help us,but to h@rm us. Let's all stop using contraceptives.”

As Doreen, I emphasize that married men should normalize going for vasectomy instead. It’s safer that way🙏🏾

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@Lea_EFC Cry harder lil nigga

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@thechosenberg This is a qn to your sisters, not us bitch….

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@IAmSteveHarvey Complaining

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@sadiq_bukenya @ManCity The same way ue don’t give a fuck having no brain

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@TMZ Bro got arrested mid-goon like post-nut clarity slapped harder than the handcuffs 😂 At least let the man finish protecting democracy one tug at a time

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@TMZ Lmao Secret Service agent caught jerking in the hallway? Nigga the “secret” part flew out the window the second his dick came out 💀 Couldn’t even wait for the elevator, bitch

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@TMZ “Secret” Service doing the least secret thing possible in a hotel hallway with cameras. The irony of the job title has never been this loud 💀

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@TMZ Sworn to take a bullet for the president and couldn’t take a minute to find a private room 💀

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@theberneese Fuck your future

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@musadosmeme Tf is this supposed to mean

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@Polymarket Ngl the raid nobody saw coming from the direction nobody was watching 😭 L. Ron Hubbard did not write a policy for this

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@Polymarket Scientology has fought governments, celebrities and journalists but nobody prepared them for this 💀

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@Toribabieegirl Your nose has been living with you so long it gave up and stopped reporting. Everyone else’s nose is still fully operational and filing complaints 💀

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@kaizen000000000 Bro said atheists got purer morality “from the heart” like Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot didn’t turn countries into meat grinders for fun 💀 Y’all don’t fear hell cuz you already built it, bitch

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@CSUNSHINE Killed the $49 flight to Miami to fund a $25 billion war in a region nobody can afford to fly to anymore. The priorities are something else bro 💀

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@CSUNSHINE Spirit Airlines was uncomfortable, unreliable and had no legroom but at least it was a uncomfortable unreliable airline with no legroom 😭

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@CSUNSHINE Spent $25 billion making Middle East flights more expensive while letting the cheap American flights die. The irony has a boarding pass 💀

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@EndWokeness Lmao rightoids losing their minds over a Trump statue getting the stick it deserves while defending a rapist. She’s wearing kindness and living it — purge the symbol, queen shit 🤡