Tom

[Tom @tjg]

Beware of an old man in a hurry.

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So, when does X switch to using https://t.co/rVrp8FZ6ng instead of https://t.co/iqMpIea54A?

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LOL that Ghostery's Privacy Digest email includes a tracking pixel.

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14 years on Twitter already! Twitter even generated this image for me:

[Tom @tjg]

I bet Christopher Lloyd pronounces GIF with a 'J'

[Tom @tjg]

Best quote from yesterday: "Eleanor Roosevelt was in tons of porn."

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Has it been a whole year since I last posted on Twitter? I suppose it has.

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Continuing with the attempted public shaming of @GoToMeeting for this -- up to 15 copies now!

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I think @GoToMeeting is a virus. It certainly meets the replication part of the definition; I have 7 copies in my Applications folder now.

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The way to catch a squirrel is to get up in a tree and make a noise like a nut.

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Good: President of company likes my work. Bad: He referred to me as "the new girl" of which I am neither.

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This is a really depressing restaurant. Old people seem to love it.

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Ahh, the internet never fails to amuse: https://t.co/D31FHQrlWx

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My Facebook lookback is just pathetic. You wouldn't guess it, but I post easily 10 times more on Twitter.

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The ruse was uncovered when the king of the jungle barked at visitors http://t.co/eF8hDPdaZu

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Amused. #InCaseYouGetLost? http://t.co/I336uPYQFF

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"Drank like a fish, wrote like a fish" #Quote

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Amused by this quote: "Breathing causes cancer. Of course, failure to breathe has other side effects."

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Then again, I'm a firm believer that pickle juice does too, so take that with a grain of salt... or would brine be more apt?

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Impressed/surprised that opera music helps a hangover...