Incorrect TaeJin

for our winter bears #V & #JIN

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Namjoon: I dare Taehyung to prank call his dad!

Tae: That's it? [takes out phone] siri, call dad

Siri: calling "daddy"

Tae: NO NO NO-

[Jin's phone rings]

Taejin: we can explain

[kiwi — is seeing BTS 2x 𐚁̸ @brattaex]

the Singapore stay prices are literally skyrocketing rn , even tho i wasn’t planning , i still did a booking (Busan trauma ig ). If any moot want the booking, lmk nd I‘ll transfer it to ur name.

Capsule@Hive Bugis — Single Capsule in Mixed room : 215 SGD ( 16 dec to 23 dec )

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Seokjin *picking up a crumpled sheet of paper*: Taehyung! What is this?
Taehyung: It’s my to-do list.
Seokjin: Really? That’s great. I’m so glad you’re starting to be-
Seokjin: This just says my name.

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Seokjin: I’m going to fucking kill you.
Taehyung: Turn those ‘L’s into ‘S’s and you got yourself a deal.

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Seokjin: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Taehyung a little bit.
Jungkook, holding Seokjin's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Seokjin: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Jungkook: My mistake.

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*taejin during an emergency*

Seokjin : someone call me an ambulance !

Taehyung *whispering to jin's ear* : you're an ambulance

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[looking at the restaurant's menu]

seokjin: so, dear, you see anything you like?

taehyung: i don't know, what's venison?

seokjin: deer.

taehyung: what?

seokjin: deer.

taehyung: what?!

seokjin: DEER! D-E-E-R!

taehyung: WHAT?! W-H-A-T!

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Taehyung : hey hyung, what's your favorite month ?

Jin : July

Taehyung : why july ?

Jin : I didn't lie

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@Elsaskvjin i think it’s definitely us that are busy😂

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Seokjin: I just tried making a reservation at the library.
Taehyung: You don't need a reser-
Seokjin: But I couldn't get one.
Taehyung: Please stop talking.
Seokjin: It was fully...
Taehyung, softly: Don't.
Seokjin: Booked.

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Seokjin: I have three things people want. I'm hot and I'm smart.
Taehyung: That's two things.
Seokjin: No, it's three. I count hot twice, I mean...
Seokjin: *gestures to self*
Seokjin: Come on.

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Namjoon: What’s up with Seokjin hyung? He’s been laying on the ground for for like fifteen minutes
Jimin: He’s just a little overwhelmed
Namjoon: Why?
Jungkook: Taehyung giggled

[Incorrect TaeJin @tjincorrect]

im sorry the admins have been very ia heree both of us are busy with school and stuff but will definitely try to post more incorrect quotes!

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Seokjin: go away
Taehyung:
Seokjin:
Taehyung: why are you throwing shoes at me?!
Seokjin: I'm 'shoe'ing you away

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Seokjin: You’re the most jealous man I know.
Taehyung:
Taehyung: You know other men?

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@Mish_tannies jimin is tryna be a wingman for jin

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Jimin; so what's your ideal type?
Taehyung: hmm someone who likes dogs
*later*
Seokjin : so what did he say??
Jimin: okay so you're going to have to learn how to bark-

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tw//nsfw

Taehyung : You're my best friend, but I'd totally fuck you if you asked
Seokjin : What?
Taehyung : What?
Yoongi, not looking up from his laptop: He said he'd fuck you if you asked

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jungkook: i'm a trashbin
namjoon : aww don't say that kook
jungkook: because I am a trash for you
namjoon , tearing up; damn I love
you
[meanwhile]
taehyung: i'm a trashbin
seokjin : yeah i'm aware

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Taehyung: I'm angry with you
Seokjin: I'm angry with you too
Taehyung: let's give each other some space
Seokjin: good idea
Seokjin: *gets off Taehyung's lap to sit next to him on the couch, still holding hands*
Yoongi: is this a joke?

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Seokjin: I love you
Taehyung: Like love or like LOVE LOVE?
Seokjin:
Seokjin: It's our wedding night, you little pancake