Thomas Kabel

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@RobertKennedyJc Ban High Fructose Corn Syrup!!

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@EverythingHomeT Better question: Who’s going to do something about it?

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@IvankaNews_ A.

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35T: *fixes the IFS by running puppet 10 times in a row*

35F: "as it was written"

#Dune2

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I always wondered, do people who drive electric cars listen to AC/DC or something current?

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So, I just heard that the company that makes yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.

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I used to work at a calendar factory but got fired for taking a few days off.

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I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.

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@elonmusk No

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@elonmusk Add a “Thumbs down” icon next to the Heart. @elonmusk @Twitter

[Thomas Kabel @tjkabel]

I accidentally ate invisible ink!
I’m now at the ER waiting to be seen. #NeedPrayers 🙏🏻

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@POTUS Mr. President, You’re currently getting your way and prices have gone up and inflation is getting worse. #ThanksJoe #WhosReallyToBlame

[Thomas Kabel @tjkabel]

I once LOL’d at a Luau in Hawaii and was asked to keep it to a lo HA.

[Thomas Kabel @tjkabel]

Me: (Goes to the hospital) Doc, “I’ve been bitten by a wolf.”
Dr.: “Where?”
Me: “No, a normal wolf.”

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Did you know? Some alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but sadly, all the alligators I've seen only had 4. 😢

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The Astley Paradox: If you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the @Pixar movie Up, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you Up. However, in doing so, he lets you down.

[Thomas Kabel @tjkabel]

If I had a Delorean, I’d probably only drive it from time to time.

[Hubble @NASAHubble]

“It was going to unlock the secrets of the universe.”

Happy birthday, Advanced Camera for Surveys! Installed on Hubble #OTD 20 years ago, this instrument has delivered stunning images – and is expected to continue making more discoveries for years: https://t.co/Gk1dBU5gLe

[Thierry Legault @ThierryLegault]

I am virtually sure it's the most detailed ISS lunar transit to date 😊
I had to ride 250 km from home and find a remote place in the countryside between the blankets of fog, for this 1/2 second transit at 27000 km/h.
The image without compression: https://t.co/N6HPVz60F3

[Thomas Kabel @tjkabel]

#WVUgame