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[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I'm just a cubed ice kid living in a crushed ice world.

[MSU Debate Team @MSUDebate]

We've officially qualified THREE TEAMS to the 77th National Debate Tournament! MSU BK - Ephraim Bennett/David Koster - will be joining MSU GuMi - Joanna Gusis/Tony Miklovis - and MSU GlaMel - Nate Glancy/Piper Meloche - at the big dance.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

That whole “saints and apostles” bit from “Feed the Birds” is so fucking good.

[TJ @tjalbin1]

Tells the story in one video

#Patriots #Raiders

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I’m pretty sure I was shrink-flated against. Do I call my congressperson? God? Letter to Santa?

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

Throw a j in for an i every now and then. Spice jt up.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Bills are the first team to win back-to-back games at Ford Field (Detroit) since 2016.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

My favorite part of these gambling ads is the cop-out “…and wants help” after the “if you or someone you know has a gambling problem…”

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I’m a little bummed today’s chess dot com daily puzzle didn’t have anything to do with the rooks. #NeverForget

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

Why did no one tell me about “The Downeaster ‘Alexa’”?

[Rick Pluta @rickpluta]

Ballot drive to enshrine abortion rights in MI Constitution drops off its petitions w MI Bureau of Elections

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I do that genteel hand-half-through-the-vest thing and it’s great.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

If I was a Nintendo character, I’d be a chimpanzee and the music that would play while you talk to me would be the Apple alarm music “Sencha.”

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

The most emotional thing is a cavalry charge.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

@murrrkel No. <- There’s two already.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I believe the average American should speak at least 2 languages, but I can’t force people to learn. So, to raise the average, I’ve decided to learn them all.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

A few days ago, I wrote “Help!” on a dusty mirror to spook my wife. She has not seen it and I have scared myself every time I pass it.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I miss Pavarotti every day.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

Companies make the stupidest decisions.

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

Does God-sight the follow Superman rules? Could lead paint have been an attempt to hide the s’inspire man from the Lord?

[T.J. @tjkjunior]

I have a recliner and a lap dog and now I fully understand my grandpa.