Teresa Jay

Stars, dreams, and nightmares.

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

“No one will ever know the violence it took to become this gentle”

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

3 year old before passing out last night: mama, I love being a human

🥺🥺🥺

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you
were at 20.

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Who was going to tell me that 4 year olds are no longer considered toddlers 😭😭 we have 4 days left with our toddler 😫

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Has anyone mentioned how similar the Spurs coach and Elon Musk look?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

does the knicks know that even though they can defeat a team with a 20 point deficit doesnt mean they should do it every game

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Me

[Oli @OInvests]

“Mum how did we get so rich?”

“Your dad got allocated 1 share of SpaceX in 2026” - $SPCX 2026

[Travis Helwig @travishelwig]

if you send you this, know i'm about to completely crumble under pressure

[Duopoly Destroyer @realnikohouse]

Israel is the welfare queen conservatives think black people and immigrants are.

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

Not an exaggeration to say this will go down as the worst officiated NBA Finals of all time.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump fucking jinxed the Knicks. He fucking ruins everything

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Arias the same age now and also not into it 😭

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Something about that sticky icky bubble gum just doesn’t sit right with Amari

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

Parenting win: my kids don’t know that Publix gives away free cookies, and they get HYPE about this

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Talia🦋 @Nieshalations]

I mean ppl beat kids for not following orders so it almost like it’s really embedded in the system

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

16 year old babysitter: were you alive when they put cocaine in coca-cola ?

🫠🫠

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

You @AnthonyCJames

[♱ katana 🔜 dreamcon♱ @aspenkatana]

I helped a girl set up her Roth IRA while out clubbing once, I do not play

[Teresa Jay @TJnaut]

We were at a fountain today and I gave my 3 year old a coin and told him to make a wish.

His wish was “that I love everybody” 🥺🥺