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[Tim @tjpruch]

@BarstoolChief @mattdhenkel Question now is will he go into the Hall of Fame as a Red Wing or a Hawk

[Tim @tjpruch]

@_DanCambo Soft tissue injury capital of the world

[Jon Ledyard @LedyardNFLDraft]

Sorry, but Jameson Williams isn't throwing the ball with my season on the line, brother. Zero chance. That is one of the dumbest calls I've ever seen.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Ben Johnson treating the second round of the playoffs like the AND-1 Mixtape Tour

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

ISRAEL ADESANYA KNOCKS OUT ALEX PEREIRA IN THE SECOND ROUND. PEREIRA IS OUT COLD.

Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT, INDEED. WELCOME BACK, IZZY. WOW.

[Tim @tjpruch]

@Flynnstone3 You were a phenom

[Tim @tjpruch]

@TTRowse4 Textbook jinx. Well played.

[Tim @tjpruch]

@Buccigross Marincin/Jenner #bucciovertimechallenge

[Tim @tjpruch]

@TTRowse4 But we’ll be toast together.

[Will Burchfield @burchie_kid]

John Salley -- via @RichEisenShow -- on what he's learned from The Last Dance: “I learned that we didn’t realize we're still on the mind of Michael Jordan. Imagine being the greatest player ever in the NBA and he goes to sleep thinking about you. I really appreciated that.”

[Tim @tjpruch]

@sbrew11 We think they had something really heavy on top of it that made the top of dryer grind against the inside.

[Tim @tjpruch]

My mother’s tenant had some wear and tear on her dryer?

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

I’ve never seen someone fry as perfect a uniform golden brown on his first trip to goon town in my life. Well done.

[Lake State Hockey @lakerhockey]

HAPPY NEWS!! 🥳‼️‼️

A big congratulations to .@Maxhumitz21 on signing with the Grand Rapids Griffins for the 2020-21 season! We'll always be your biggest supporters, Hummer!

[Tim @tjpruch]

@BarstoolBigCat Will we see MMA Cat today?

[Tim @tjpruch]

@felderpaul robbed

[Tim @tjpruch]

There is only one move for MSU to make.

[David Spampinato @DavidSpampinato]

On August 4th, the game with the most trash can bangs, the Astros scored 16 earned runs. Mike Bolsinger, a Blue Jays reliever, allowed 4 earned runs in 0.1 IP. He never pitched in the big leagues again.

[Tim @tjpruch]

@treydabae Your dad should be arrested for encouraging you to be a Lions fan. #abuse

[Tim @tjpruch]

@1NicHarris Time to move away from that Indian burial ground my man