Torrey Turco

[TMZ @TMZ]

Chelsea Handler went to Trump’s front door to proclaim she’s Team Nordstrom (via @toofab) https://t.co/PvEUs1eXxK

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: US appeals court refuses to reinstate Trump's ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority nations.

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

@TheEllenShow @ellentube ahaha she got that "D" in her mouth lmaoo 😂😂😂

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

Lmaooo @iliza puttin homie on BLAAAST hahah xxo https://t.co/W1B5QdeeVm

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Isaiah Thomas says Tom Brady texted him after the Super Bowl and said, "It's your turn next."

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Elementary math under Betsy Devos
Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?
A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

Lmaoooo 😂 sooo dumb ! https://t.co/rplv8SEm7i

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

In this one, Americans believe @RealDonaldTrump nominated @RobKardashian to the Supreme Court #LieWitnessNews

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

You don't sound very honorable, respectful or presidential.This is disgusting and embarrassing. Our president LMAO👌🏼@POTUS @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/fyHF5Ql6Vu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Nancy Pelosi and Fake Tears Chuck Schumer held a rally at the steps of The Supreme Court and mic did not work (a mess)-just like Dem party!

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

Literally in tears lmao 😂 kid is killin it !! https://t.co/stJbnfnmjI

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

@ThienTrungHuynh @mskristinawong @VP 1st- "unaccurate" is not a word, and 2nd-your grammar is atrocious. Dive back into your #trumpbubble

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

Couldn't have said it betta https://t.co/61rrhrr4Dq

[First Lady- Archived @FLOTUS44]

Being your First Lady has been the honor of a lifetime. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. -mo

[President Obama @POTUS44]

To the girl from the South Side who took on a role she didn't ask for and made it her own: Happy Birthday, Michelle. I love you.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

@POTUS God I wish Donald Trump would take a lesson on class from you before he takes office.

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Lmao yeah he is deff going to jail 😭 https://t.co/MBvFyLBOFN

[Torrey Turco @tjrBOS]

Guuurl.. https://t.co/Wy9pWyMgdF