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wow…. Stonehenge….

[Tanner @tjrogers24]

Me joining the real world after the American education system fails me

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

oh THIS is the gunch

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by UnitedHealthcare

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me:

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

it’s fun that dentists have openers too

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist

[ari @technicoluor]

is this like labor day for shrimp

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Last night we let the haunted amulet talk

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

me

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN (recently twinkless): man, I feel like John Wilkes Boothing myself

HIS MAGIC TALKING HAT: that doesn’t make sense yet

[Tanner @tjrogers24]

This is one of my favorite Twitter accounts

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Alex Muresianu @ahardtospell]

says so much about where society is