Tom Spellman

Do all my own stunts.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Can we still have a bank holiday though.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

*slowly removes sombrero 30 seconds into teams meeting*

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@JeremyClarkson It’s Doctor Congo 👨🏻‍⚕️🇨🇩

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Just taught my Auntie how to edit and share a video on WhatsApp, so if it's ok I'm gonna take the rest of the year off now.

[Ocean Colour Scene @OCSmusic]

RIP Mani, we had some amazing times together, onstage and off...
Our thoughts are with Joseph, Gene, George and family

[Sav Mondo @SavMondo]

I imagine this is the football version of when you call Sky to tell them that you’re leaving because you don’t like the service anymore and you end the call with 24 months of full fibre broadband, Sky Cinema, Sky Sports and a Sky Glass TV.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Hi @Microsoft, I know you're probably quite busy but any chance I can get a reply to the excel error report I sent yesterday? Cheers.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Southgate will be turning all the dressing room plug sockets off at the wall about now.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@Ashy_slashee Krull, all day long!

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@jayson_smiley I’m 42.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

If you love football and missed Wolves v Coventry, give it a watch. The 99 mins.

The best of English football in a nutshell. No robotic possession, just two local teams with a large away following playing fearless attacking football.

It's what sets English football apart. Nothing like it, anywhere.

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@Kaytea21 Lovely picture of you both. X

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@mate_208 Telegraph mate. 👍🏻🤪

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Do Valentine's Day cards still count if they're from the paper girl?

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@DailyLoud Was there a trampoline in front of the desk?!

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"I knew a Father CLINT Power, maybe she's having a go at him..."

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

Glass of 🍷 with the cricket highlights tonight - Shame there isn’t gonna be much thanks to the 🌧️. Happy to support @alzheimerssoc with a donation though and to see the rather wonderful @KateLeeCEO there too. 🏏

[Tom Spellman @tjspellman]

@JBondPersuader The best Indiana Jones film doesn’t have ‘Indiana Jones’ in the title, so definitely Bond.

[Hashim @hr97__]

'brighton travelled to Leeds. At least that's what they want you to think'