TJ Witham

trying to lift it. i mostly quote movies. and retweet @timessquarenyc @abettertsq @tsqarts stuff

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It was an Ides of March party and I went as Jackie Onassis. In a pink Chanel suit and a pill box hat and blood on my dress...

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It was an ides of march party and I went as Jackie Onassis. In a pink Chanel suit and a pill box hat and blood on my dress...

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Happy 2022.

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@LaurenScala4NY Great shot! So great to see you in Times Square this morning!

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You can talk to birds?

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If the end is right. It justifies the beans.

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…the roof the house and your mother at the door.

the roof the house and the world you never thought to explore.

and you think of all of the things you’ve seen.

and you wish that you could live in between.

and you’re back again only different than before.

After the sky.

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This is the quick way but sometimes it takes longer. #Succession #SuccessionHBO

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It’s like an🦉 without a 🎓. Heartbreaking. #30Rock

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@paramountplus Who are you?! Perry Mason?!

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@paramountplus Why can’t we as paying customers watch the emmys?

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@RCNconnects We. Don’t. Have. Internet. Because of you. Please explain.

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@RCNconnects What the fuck is going on. Please tell us why we don’t have internet! Please? All week?!?!

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One of the best press quotes of all time:

“It's time to end the furnace as we know it,” said Ben Furnas...

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That tape is gooing up the windows.

Goo is what tape is all about.
Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper.

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She comes in, and she looks around, and she puts her groceries down, and she says, “What a dump!” She’s discontent.

[Times Square @TimesSquareNYC]

We're still thinking about this strange but special NYE ❤️ Hear from more Heroes of 2020 (doctors, teachers, small biz owners, security workers, & more) who attended the #BallDrop at: https://t.co/WmQ3oSedz8

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Shopping with Dr. Seuss again? At least I didn’t skin a collie to make my backpack. It’s faux!

[Michael Gold @migold]

the Times Square ball drop is still happening.

the crowds will not be there.

you will be home, watching on TV. and it's gonna look very different.

https://t.co/FkZJhw3Ts6

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Three amazing stories about #TimesSquare #NewYearsEve in the @nytimes. Such a hard year for all, but happy to see this event reflecting the work of some many great people.