Jason

a person navigating the chaos of being me, collecting moments between one breath and the next; currently occupying space and pondering the void.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@ABS_Auditor They might as well just go with the computer system calling all of the balls and strikes. It's better to get it right the first time.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@RandPaul Bruh

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@miles_commodore Agreed. Everywhere else in the world, you're American. Should be the same here, too.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@dougboneparth Buy more Powerball tickets!!! I'm on a hot streak.

[Jason @tk7ca]

X: The place people go to laugh at their own jokes.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@MsVeilMoney You said I just woke up. Too groggy. Need caffeine.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@ShaoBNB $5 and a Twinkie. I'm simple.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@RepMcGovern WE WILL STOP POSTING WITH ALL CAPITALS.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@wisdomXplorer They die and say, "Damn, I was wrong."

[Jason @tk7ca]

@Rapunzel_hnn Are we talking a couple more dollars an hour wealthy, or Oprah wealthy? Cause if it's Oprah wealthy, sign me up!

[Jason @tk7ca]

@itz_mahrukh There's a gay couple somewhere totally agreeing with this.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@TheFungi669 And then you walked away proudly with your chest out, muttering, "I'm so awesome."

[Jason @tk7ca]

@mark_slapinski I'm tired of these hyperboles. If someone says someone just bitch slapped someone, there better be a UFC beatdown video attached.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@Scarletkoito333 You must be a lot of fun to be with.

[Jason @tk7ca]

Me: I'm just on here for fun. I don't care if anyone responds.

Also me: I posted something insanely hilarious 30 seconds ago. Why don't I see a notification yet?!!

[Jason @tk7ca]

@Randaroo1212 I'm just openly fat and out of shape. #unashamed

[Jason @tk7ca]

@NancyMace That's not nice.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@SenTinaSmith Just make ice cream as healthy as vegetables. Bam! Done.

[Jason @tk7ca]

@HawleyMO Just outsource all mail to UPS and FedEx. It'll work better.