@mmmpepsi this mf leaked through 3 pairs of shorts during lectures in 1 semester and i probably swallowed half the juice in liquid form bc it spat so much.
Dansby Swanson acted like the ball went into the outfield on Jackson Chourio's stolen base ...
It was in his glove the whole time and he pulled off the perfect deke to get the out at third 😮
really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data
The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”