✝️Marc⚜️ 🇳🇬🇨🇲

Half man half amazing........No doubt.

I relate with 2 poles......and it ain't my fault.

Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed Nomini tuo da gloriam. @Nas fiend

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

It is the day you commit a crime, you'll know that nothing is ever deleted. Nothing is private. Nothing is incognito.

If you like delete your history, use brave browser, go private.

Every single thing you've ever done on the internet sits on a database in Oregon.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Romania declares a nationwide state of emergency after record-low Danube levels force a nuclear reactor shutdown.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

😭😭😭

[Vïvïĕ♡ @_MissVivie]

Y'all 😭 I’m screaming. This girl at the hospital asked her boyfriend for a cigarette after they got done arguing and he said "nah go get ya own cause you're single now." So this old man sitting in the smoking area told her to come sit by him that he'd give her a cigarette. Well, he waited a good minute then looked at the young boy and said and I quote "You gotta learn to treat your woman right son, cause the same God that turned water into wine just made your bih mine."😭💀💀

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Crimes Against Humanity

They rewrote the dictionary so Fauci’s ‘Covid Vaccines’ could still be called ‘Vaccines’ because the science wouldn’t bend…so the language had to…

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

STUDIES CONFIRM THAT THESE CHIPS, IMPLANTED IN A PEDOPHILE'S HEAD, REDUCE THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM HARMING ANOTHER CHILD BY 100%!

[✭ru. @withloveru_]

Sometimes, i look like the akara seller at 69 road junction, but on some days, this is me😌

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

In 1992, two lifelong friends, Thomas Cook and Joseph Feeney, made a handshake promise that sounded almost impossible. If either of them ever won the Powerball jackpot, they would split it equally. No contract. No witnesses. Just their word.

Twenty eight years later, on June 10, 2020, Tom checked his lottery ticket and realized he had won a 22 million dollar Powerball jackpot. His first call was not to a lawyer or a financial adviser. It was to Joe.

Joe thought it had to be a joke. Tom simply reminded him of the promise they had made decades earlier.

They chose the cash option, and after taxes, each friend received about 5.7 million USD. Tom retired, Joe enjoyed his retirement, and both families celebrated together, knowing that a promise made in 1992 had never been forgotten.

When asked why he shared the money, Tom's answer was simple.

"A handshake's a handshake."

In a world where fortunes can change people, this one only proved the value of keeping your word.

[✝️Marc⚜️ 🇳🇬🇨🇲 @tk_marc69]

@Lammie_Art01 I do. Masturdation.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

People with good taste in music don’t stick to one genre.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

7 Indians raped a 12 year old girl, they were caught, arrested and sentenced to be executed in the same spot where they carried out the crime

This kind of punishment I support

[Enes 🇹🇷 @enesovat22]

I will never take religious advice from a 55 year old man who had sex with a 9 year old.

And you shouldn’t either.

[𝒗𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔 ✮⋆ @ClothesAesthe]

anatomical fashion design

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just named AI’s next crisis. It’s not a shortage. It’s a surplus nobody can switch on.

Musk: “By the end of this year, chip production will outpace the ability to turn chips on.”

For three years the world was starved for silicon. Every lab, every government, every company racing to secure the chips that decide who wins the AI era.

That bottleneck is ending. A harder one is replacing it.

Musk: “The chips are going to be piling up and not be able to be turned on.”

Billions of dollars in the most advanced AI hardware ever built. Sitting dark.

Not because the chips don’t work. Because there isn’t enough electricity to run them.

You can’t print a power plant the way you print a chip.

The fabs scaled. The grid didn’t. Now the hardware everyone fought over is hitting a wall capital can’t buy its way through.

Compute becomes abundant. Electricity becomes the most valuable commodity on earth.

Physics doesn’t care about your chip architecture if your data center can’t pull the megawatts.

Every mind that has ever existed was limited by what it could eat. Ours ran on grain. This one runs on the grid.

That has never been solved by thinking. Only by building.

The war isn’t about who can print the most silicon. It’s about who can plug it in.

Whoever solves energy first doesn’t just win. They own the rails everyone else has to rent.

The losers stack chips in warehouses, waiting for power that never arrives.

We built a trillion dollar engine and forgot the fuel.

[✝️Marc⚜️ 🇳🇬🇨🇲 @tk_marc69]

@TadyJerry O ti n fa Igbo!

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

My barber moved to a new location two weeks ago and I tracked him there today.

While he was cutting my hair, he was getting calls from customers asking where he was and for directions to the new place.

Two even came while I was still there, and we were all joking about the whole move.

I found out one of them drives from GRA to NTA Road to cut his hair, and even when our barber changed location, he still drove down to the new place.

When men talk about the lengths they for to maintain one barber, women think it's a joke😂😂

[✝️Marc⚜️ 🇳🇬🇨🇲 @tk_marc69]

@OurFavOnlineDoc Amen

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

May God bless the Catholic bishops who met with Tinubu and told him the truth to his face on the failing economy, worsening insecurity and horrible quality of lives of Nigerians.

These are true bishops.
These are true pastors.
These are true men of God.

Not the shameless pulpit impostors and opportunists whose love for money and craze for power causes them to make excuses for a useless president who is heartless, godless and clueless.

May God bless these Catholic bishops.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"