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I phoned home, but they laughed and hung up .... so you lot are stuck with me.

[T @tkalen]

@VerizonSupport @yothrxns I used to love you. Have stuck with you for several years. This latest outage has been the last straw. Once my obligations to you are fulfilled I will be leaving.

[T @tkalen]

@Verizon I would love to give you more kind words if I could actually get service. Have to use a friends to say this. WTF is going on and when will service in central WI be restored!!!

[Fark @fark]

A Marine veteran speaks out about gun control. And damn, he's spot on. NSFW language https://t.co/oqVsDQbJAQ

[T @tkalen]

@Tomwinchester56 @thedavidcrosby good for you! poaching is illegal isn't it?

[Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson]

Incredibly important piece. The insurrectionist caucus is small, but it is leveraging its power to take over the whole country.

[T @tkalen]

@itsascam20 @diannew314159 @ACTBrigitte You may not believe it, but that doesn't make the number incorrect. Look it up. Election results are on record in numerous places.

[T @tkalen]

@Writer_Novice_ I will have to let you know when I get around to figuring that out.

[T @tkalen]

@amandapalmer My latest theme song. ... https://t.co/fS0Q1apzjM

[Mike @ScottsHusband]

This video cannot be seen and heard enough! #GregAbbott is a vile domestic terrorist! #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica #DemVoice1 #LiveBlue2022

[The Dodo @dodo]

See how First Cat Willow Biden is settling into life at the White House with her new mom, @FLOTUS 😻 #NationalPetDay

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

This is the entire raison d'etre of the Walker campaign and the *white supremacist* support behind it. It rests entirely on the racist idea that black people are stupid and will vote for a black candidate just cause.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump made $640 million while “working” in daddy Trump’s administration, and six months after leaving the White House, Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi crown prince.

That is what corruption looks like. Not some laptop.

[miss ☆ moi @PrincessSlaya3]

I can't stop laughing...

[Pro-Democracy RTs @ProDemocracyRTs]

I’d be more likely to forgive Republican politicians for their lies if I thought they were deluded and actually believed what they said. But it's obvious they don't. It's just a con game to them.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear evangelicals,

If you think your thrice married, serial philandering, sexual assault bragging, rotting gourd god who can’t quote a single verse from the very same Bible he shook upside down in front of a church he didn’t attend is devout… you are as dumb as you are blind.

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

Comey guessed Hillary would win and editorialized. Didn't want to look biased.
Obama guessed Hillary would win, and held back on Russia. Didn't want to look partisan.
Guessers said impeaching Trump for trying to extort Ukraine would hand him reelection.
Don't guess. Do your job.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Can we at least agree that letting the dumbest, most bigoted, most gullible idiots on the planet elect a yam-tinted tv game show hosting, sexual assault bragging, windmill fearing, Putin allying, Intel eating, coup plotting, insurrection inciting conman was a really bad idea? 🤔

[hana with one n (🚫DMs) @hana___anah]

Here’s a totally relatable story. Three wealthy businessmen are going to pay 55 million each to go to the International Space Station for 8 days. They do get food included for that price. The good they could have done with this money instead of stroking their egos!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

There's a lot of pain and sadness in the world. And Twitter can be an endless doomscroll. So here's a challenge. Share a picture of something that brings you joy – a place, a person, a pet, a hobby, a favorite book. The more diversity the better. How many pictures can we get?

[T @tkalen]

@GoogeliArt @DanRather This is fabulous!