Travis karnes

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

for when mommy is sad

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

If you live in a state that hands out "outstanding refugee" awards, it's already too late.

You gotta move.

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

ICE only shot her 4 times out of respect for Jayden Daniels ✊

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TheBabylonBee How much is it?

[NHL @NHL]

On what seemed like a regular visit to the University of Minnesota Masonic Cancer Center, Marcus Foligno was surprised with the King Clancy Memorial Trophy! 🏆

Nick Foligno, who won the trophy in 2017, was also on hand for the big reveal! #NHLAwards

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Oh… oh no

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

“A second car has rolled over with Tiger driving.”

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

They did the meme

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Anybody who has videos of Canada’s hopes and dreams being shattered feel free to send along

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

@jarvis_best

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Keith, I am a meteorologist.

That means I study the atmosphere. We don’t just point at a green screen and say “It gonna rain.”

You, on the other hand, are a washed-up, irrelevant sports “journalist” who has been fired from nearly every job you ever had because of your unprofessionalism.

I am a young, vibrant 23-year-old and I have my whole life ahead of me.

You, on the other hand, are a 67-year-old, single, childless, miserable old man that nobody wants to be around, and nobody will remember 50 years from now.

[Travis karnes @TKarnes]

@Swany8 @KFAN1003 @PAOnTheMic @Gaardsy Probably next to the officer with no head. Great lawyer work, bud

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨BREAKING: President Trump misspells executive order, invoking the Erection Act in Minneapolis.

National Guard have begun distributing Viagra to all protesters immediately.

They've got a hard night ahead of them.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"wtf, how am I already pregnant?"

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

A tradition unlike any other . . .

It's Friday. God bless you all.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

I can't stop laughing 😂

"This should not be the butt of jokes" as she has a limp green dildo mic in her face 😭

[Morgonn McMichael Brown @Morgonn]

Minneapolis finally has internet

[Cielo 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @CieloBonit]

CNN is looking for this Polar bear.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Hilarious 😂