tatyana karol :-)

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”

Man, fuck that unicorn.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Someone get Marvel on the phone.

[DIY @DIYHOMETRICK]

Not only friends, but our protectors

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Husband and wife
https://t.co/M1D6dPxlrN

[her @hertheintrovert]

pls lord make him achieve all his goals so he can afford everything i want

[Tee @whatsit2_yu]

This is beautiful but if I were any of those doctors I would get a restraining order, respectfully.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Dudes be like "when u gone let me take u out" then post they gf

[bee @SvddenRezzbian]

i don't have daddy issues it's my dad who has issues

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

mfs will wash ANYTHING but their ass

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”

Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[Shahnaseeb Babar Bhatti @ShahnaseebB]

men have no idea how long something they said can stay in women's mind

[Nu @nakhyia_]

Packing lunch for my kids & husband in the morning and going to pilates after

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

It’s for when a beautiful woman asks you for anything