tatum kartchner

I’m funny if ur drunk

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

The original feminist icon

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

I h8 when friends try to make me feel naive & dumb. I’m well traveled, well read, & wise beyond my years so thx u, next !

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

My husband doesn’t say “I love you”, instead he says “I feel like we should wear a mask at the doctor from now on no matter what the mask mandate is” and that’s rly special to me <3

[it’s kristen not kristin @kristenn_matata]

just a reminder

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Everyone who isn’t wearing SPF every day reply with your address so I can come kick your ass

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

@400_lex How about ppl just mind their own damn business & don’t say anything 😴 so tired of rude people. Love u I’m sorry

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

@400_lex What kind of psychopath hates dogs that much that they would do that... big yikes

[tatum kartchner @tkartchy]

Follow my other account cause I need a fresh start! If you’re cool I’ll accept your request ;) @tatumchanning69

[Gucci icecream🍦 @EvansTed101]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[🪐🔆 @Njerll]

@RespectMyScrubs @onlinelonghorn @rafi_dot_net

[Variety @Variety]

Jessica Walter has died at 80. She received an Emmy nomination and shared three SAG Award nominations for playing Lucille Bluth in the critically adored and highly influential comedy #ArrestedDevelopment. https://t.co/tWHFHYeC4y

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Direct deposit: $1400

Me at the m&m store: one night with the green one