ave lee

Gamer, photographer, cyclist, student, memer, anosmic, amateur therapist, twitch streamer, and method play actor

[ave lee @tkbbq]

How hard is life? Asgard as you let it be

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“Intrest string theory, I guess..

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IU was talking about The #SOMA the other day and I said,”go https://t.co/CZapDfAwQR yourself bittch

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When it’s really coming down make sure you’re airtight #rain

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My kinda cocktail? Cocktail onions in sake with water to taste—dash off salt #recipe

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I found an Erlenmeyer flask in the wash the other day so I put some nearly rotten smashed potato in it and waited #cheapdrinks

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Vague posts should not include locations or too many acrostics #inmyhumbleopinion

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Free #greywater night is an excellent evening to rehydrate your integumentary system and wash ya damn hair
Bring a cup if it makes it easier

[ave lee @tkbbq]

My right pinky got really numb last night so I went to bed. Guess I had a lot on my mind or Something

[ave lee @tkbbq]

“I really wish Sabre Rattler or Shakes Pear would stop shitting in the park, it’s really stinkin’ up the joint!

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They said I do soz I said what about you fuck off already #friend‽

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I was bulk par grilling teriyaki chicken when I was 26 and my eyes got cooked a little also #astigmatism #howmuchandwhen #TPO #mifune

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Someone’s Tesla nearly killed mister the other day so I pointed at the gas tank on the auto taxi cab #intheory

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Someone got stuck on my umbrella so I opened it up, ya know‽ #dog #putthatdown #knots #berry #twist

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The penny farther was a good car but then they asked me to reinvent the wheel.
Soz I said, “I’ll take two #bicyka #jitensha #hands

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If someone keeps taking about cigarettes and they’re not being fuckin’ annoying hold their hand and seet on a bench or something #shit

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My sweater was annoying me so I cut it gown the middle to make it fit #Better
#cause what if it gets caught or somethin’?

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Getting wet is an emergency so I used a plastic flag as cover while in motion the other day #tobacco #kit #paperorplastic #taxes

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Did the room move for you, babe?
What if it didn’t?
And how are you supposed to stand up on the bus if it keeps slowing down‽

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If someone asks for some vodka or ciggies rudely spit it in their faces #rude

[ave lee @tkbbq]

Somebody was trying to make the room line a desert and my genes said to keep the conversation tropical