TK Daily

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“I wish you could get tan in the shade.”
TK: Wait I thought you could, you still get tan from the heat.”

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“Should I start a go fund me page for a Gucci belt”

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*talking to her mom*
TK: “maybe I’ll take 21 shots on my 21st”
Carla: “Taylor it takes you 2 hours to drink a beer”

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“It smells like arts and crafts in this bathroom”

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“South Korea. That’s where the olympics are at”
TK: oh I thought they were in America

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“if I accidentally get injected with insulin won’t I turn into a cat or something??”

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“I thought alcohol poisoning was when alcohol was just expired”

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"I got a glock in my rari...wait is a glock a watch???"

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Shenk: "..and I was on aux"
TK: Oxycontin????

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"Is 'night' in midnight spelled 'knight' or 'night', I'm blanking"

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"How do blind people see Braille"

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"You know what I found out? That 'whore' is spelled w-h-o-r-e...I always thought it was h-o-r-e"

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"Thomas Jefferson discovered America"

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"I wrote down my 10 facts for sign language...one of them is that I'm kinda deaf"

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"Does anyone have any perfume for my feet?"

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"Isn't polenta the same thing as placenta?"

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"Are the 3 wise men Jewish?"

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"Is this how you spell cries????"

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"I'm Scandinavian but I have no idea what that means"
TK: oh that's like Scandinavia

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