Tyler Keller

I tweet about the Cubs, Wrestling, life, and regular observational annoyances. I’m a father. 2/21/19 👼🏻 Barrett Lee 12/14/21 Braya Louise #BarrettsBaseballs

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

Give Cohen the job.

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

The Cubs lead MLB with 10 walk-off wins. Here's a montage of them all.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

So an El Camino type car spins on its own and morphs into a pickup truck? AI SUCKS.

[𓆰BtE𓆪🎮🎬🎵 @Btepro_]

Viendo el trailer 2 estoy convencido de que el juego final se va a ver así

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

#Baseball

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Cubs this season

Mar 25-May 8: 27-12 (.692) Best in MLB
May 9-Jun 10: 7-22 (.241) Worst in MLB
June 11-pres.: 10-3 (.769) Best in MLB

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

John C. Reilly: “Why aren’t people on the right wing concerned about human rights? They’re human too. Elon Musk says don’t be fooled by the empathy trap. Empathy is not a trap, empathy is a superpower. It’s what makes human beings exceptional, our ability to look outside ourself”

[A L L D A Y 🚀 @AllDAYZ77]

Seth Rollins' reaction to Stone Cold Steve Austin taking a bump on the concrete floor at WM 38 😭

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is requesting a one day contract with The KNICKSHAUSEN so he may retire from basketball’s as a champion of the world.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

PCA bats leadoff forever. Not quite sure how it took this long.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER TO VOTE PCA.

⭐️: https://t.co/hFFdpa6mDR

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

@MetalBlakedowns Dude and WHY? I wanted to quit so many times. Just unnecessarily annoying as fuck.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

@MetalBlakedowns And I HATED the Valhalla DLC. The story was cool but I don’t remember the last time I’ve been that fucking furious at a video game for repetitious reasons.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

@BoomyTCF @DollarGeneral Or is it just a grandfathered in skill that you just pick up as soon as you’re hired? Like you can’t explain but now all of a sudden, chain smoker.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

Absolutely bonkers

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

El Grande Americano vs The Original El Grande Americano (Mask vs Mask) @ AAA Noche de Los Grandes

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.75

- @WONF4W

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

Turning point? God I hope so. This team needed a dub like this.

[Patrick Norton @patdnorton]

As the crowd chants his name, Pete Crow-Armstrong delivers a walk-off base hit.

Pat Hughes’ call from the Cubs’ come-from-behind win:

(🔈@thescorechicago )

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

Kerry Wood

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[The Miz @mikethemiz]

Not Myles.

Anyone. But. Myles.

Before the draft, I buried the season. After the draft, I believed again.

And now, at 35,000 feet, the Browns have somehow found a new way to ruin my flight.

Please tell me this isn’t real, @Browns.

[MLB @MLB]

Ian Happ's 41-game on-base streak at PNC Park is the longest active on-base streak for ANY player at ANY park 😤

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Donald Trump is a PEDOPHILE do you know how I know that? Because if he wasn’t he would sue every motherfucker that ever said that. You know why he doesn’t? Because then he would be forced to prove he isn’t a pedophile in court which would be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE even with the best team of lawyers money can buy

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

LETS WIN A FUCKING BALLGAME

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Your lineup for tonight's matchup.

Watch the game live on @WatchMarquee.

[Tyler Keller @tkeller_35]

Give me a fucking break.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: House Speaker Johnson says lawmakers need stock trading for financial support since their $174,000 salaries haven’t kept up with inflation.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In the era of #ArtificialIntelligence, when human dignity is threatened by new forms of dehumanization, ours is the pressing duty to remain profoundly human. We must lovingly safeguard the grandeur of humanity bestowed upon us and revealed in its fullness in Christ, the splendor of which no machine can ever replace. #MagnificaHumanitas
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