Tom

tag me in memes

[ᴍꜱ. ꜱʜᴇᴀ @thesheafuqua]

what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?

[el🐝 @El_Bee4]

THIS CUCK CHAIR SHOT IS NASTYYYYY #bb28

[Tom @tkells_]

@U_arctos ChatGPT is gonna write it

[Plunderbund @plunderbund]

at some point you have to ask yourself why a Pennsylvania billionaire obsessed with school privatization wants Vivek Ramaswamy to be Ohio's governor so bad that he'll spend $30 million to make it happen

[Tom @tkells_]

@midwestern_ope u wouldn't get it

[Tom @tkells_]

“I never thought a guy like me would ever be involved in anything like this” these people always tell on themselves

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Texas businessman John Gannon says he feels "totally betrayed" after his Venezuelan fiancée, Yasmin Suarez Reyes, was detained by ICE at Houston's international airport.

A lifelong Republican who says he voted for President Trump, Gannon told CBS News' @camiloreports he now regrets that decision, saying, "I wouldn't do that again after this fiasco."

[Tom @tkells_]

@Local12 Phrasing this as if people's total property taxes will go up by 38% is irresponsible and should be clarified.

[Tom @tkells_]

@jonfavs you definitely did that too though lmfao

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

[Tom @tkells_]

Mt. Rushmore

[Conor Sen @conorsen]

If you’re looking for a parasocial relationship with a roster of sports and culture personalities, it exists.

[Tom @tkells_]

Dipshits in the replies “but it happened like this a couple years ago too!” are SO close to getting it

[Chris Wetterich @ChrisCinciBiz]

Friday's flood that hit Oakley, Pleasant Ridge, Madisonville, Hyde Park and other areas probably was a once-in-a-1,000 years rain, according to experts. And there's no amount of infrastructure that would have prevented the damage. Link in the next tweet.

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

Me after watching The Odyssey

[Tom @tkells_]

@BeezyBasketball @U_arctos Mental illness

[Tom @tkells_]

@U_arctos Meanwhile his condo in Miami will be underwater in 10 years

[Tom @tkells_]

@U_arctos Copying and pasting that shit from ChatGPT at 2 in the morning. Real loser shit

[Tom @tkells_]

@StatisticUrban Me if I was stupid

[Nicholas @nickycantaloupe]

The thing about standard time is that it really doesn’t make sense in the summer. Why have the sun rise at 4:30 AM, when you can instead have the sun set an hour later?
A compromise is desirable. What if, twice a year, we just change the clocks by an hour? Anybody consider this?

[Tom @tkells_]

@MeScottieB

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!