Thomas Kennedy

Once owned a PT Cruiser.

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy Birthday @sfbarton42! May your day of eternal emergence be blessed with the sweetest of treats and the hunkiest of fellas. You are a true champion of fun, leader of men, and a true inspiration to us all. You are simply the best! Love, TK, Esquire

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy disclosure day to a good friend and scholar @owengonser! May your UFC wagers deliver us from evil and may your day be filled with sweet treats and wholesome folks!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy day of delivery @kprando17 may you continue to fight the good fight against these greedy corporations by calling them out one x at a time. A legendary man with no equals, may the god of speculation grant you peace and eternal glory! Love ya brother!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy day of emergence @rcarey33! You are a beacon of solitude and determination and a true inspiration to the millions of Americans who strive to represent their country to the fullest. May your unbridled power deliver you from evil and grant you peace in our day. Love ya bud!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy birthday Jimbo! @jomalley119 I am sorry you will never get to play on the LIV tour but through perseverance and dedication you can conquer the traps that lay within the bunkers that we call life’s hurdles. May you have a blessed day of sweet treats and indulgences!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy birthday @kurtissciba! May your day in the snow be filled with delectable treats and wondrous adventure! May the captain off the ship we call life put his hazards on and pull over to make way for the snowplows!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy Birthday Lord Chuck, house of Altieri, bastion of light. May you celebrate this day as if nothing else historically has ever happened on this day, and I hope you find peace, love, and joy (and possibly some Venezuelan oil) in your many endeavors.

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Wishing you a jolly day of eternal entry @ChrisLacroix2 may your shadow reign supreme over your kingdom and may you hope to find peace, love, and strength through your many trials and tribulations. Glory to you on this fine day!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy Birthday @stevem3421 may you have a blessed day full of treats and treasures, maybe go out and play in the snow and make a few snow angels! A great friend and even better bear, I hope you continue to see tremendous success in all aspects of your livelihood, happy 21st!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

One score and ten years ago Chris was brought forth, a new boy, conceived in cuteness, and dedicated to the proposition that all Horns are created equal. Now he’s engaged to a lovely Jersey girl, living in the pole, dedicated to building something that can long endure! @cmahon28

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy Date of Birth Lord of George House of Kara @JustinKaygeorge King of Green Beans, Prince of 37 footers (Joe could never), Duke of Dusty Baker, Tsar of Alex Sarr, Emir of Abraham Toro, and Sultan of Scheierman! May your day be filled with endless treats and treasures!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

@sfbarton42 Try harder

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

@BrightSideSox Rhys Hopkins

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy day of eternal glory @neworesnog a man of honesty and integrity and a scholar beyond your years. May your day be filled with scrumptious treats and endless bevy’s. Congrats on becoming Head Coach of the Knicks, you and Rick will have something in common!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy day of ejection @kprando17! From the hills that are haunted to the lodge that is lonely, you are a true looter of lakes and I am the luckiest to have landed on you as a friend. Enjoy the acres of anarchy out there and find time to enjoy some Pleasant P!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

@sfbarton42 Available at any Dunkin?

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

From the bottom of my heart, happy birthday @rcarey33 one of the best and brightest (and longest) around, he is the linchpin to this big ball of cells we call Earth. May your day of access bring you eternal joy and optimism. Love ya brotha!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

@sfbarton42 Fit check?

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

May your light reach beyond the horizon to capture the essence of life, a deeper and more holistic comprehension of what has come before and what is to come. Happy day of entry @jomalley119!

[Thomas Kennedy @tkennedy61]

Happy day of unwrapping sir Kurtis Trucker, house of Sciba, lord of Southie, slayer of demons, scholar of our time, friend of mine. May your day be filled with blessed wishes and truffling treats!