Tara Kennelly

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Some guy in the middle of our exam just slammed his hands on the table and yelled “Literally what the fuck” and like I feel u dude

[LyriTunes App @LyricsArtPH]

DROP EVERYTHING NOW!!! #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

No newer sweatshirt or pair of sweatpants will ever reach the amount of comfort of a random one that’s years old and says the name of a college you’ve never been to or like bobs heating and cooling

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this buffalo shooting is not some mental illness shit. he planned it for weeks. he said himself that he’s a white supremacist. fucking awful dude

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Life as a nurse..my coworker calls at change of shift and goes “hey so sorry I just got into a car accident but I’ll be in after I go to the ER”

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

I go into the nail salon just for a fill and my nail lady looks at me and goes “No. Eyebrows too.” ☠️☠️☠️ the honesty hurts

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

If I see one tweet today about how people don’t know how to drive in the snow..we get it Brandon. We know you drive a Dodge Ram. Just go around them and get the fuck over it

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

My patients husband after I’ve been running from Covid room to Covid room and finally being able to get them (non-iso patient) water:
“Finally. I guess you will live to see another day after all”

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

This may be too niche but is there anything that smells more like Christmas than the inside of the bin where ur family keeps the tree ornaments

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Hey Reddit I’m looking for some advice to help myself (24F) fix my selves (288mo) sleep regression. Any advice is great thanks!

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Me: asking my angel of a father if he thinks my well planned out tooth fairy costume looks like the tooth fairy
My dad: “omg of course not why would you say that”

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Steve Levy:

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Me trying to focus and function as a normal human being
My brain: “oh no! 😱 our table! 😭 it’s broken! 😩”

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

How am I supposed to get anything done when I’m so deep into couch guy slander tiktok

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Sorry I can’t I’m busy I’m watching my boyfriend pretend to be an inconspicuous garbage can on call of duty

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

My parents: paid for my education from pre-k to college bought me my first car and let me live in their house rent free
Me: I bought u a coffee 🥰🥰🥰☺️

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

from 1918 during the flu pandemic. Best one: “Do not disregard the advice of a specialist just because you do not understand”.

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

When my postpartum breastfeeding moms with vaginal tears or cut open abdomens tell me their s/o went home to sleep because the hospital guest bed was “uncomfortable”

[Tara Kennelly @tkennelly_]

Just found out this girl got older?? I’m sick. I’m confused. Im hurt. I’m not sure I understand.