Tom Kenny

Mayor of Park Ave.

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

Gold

[Jimmy @Jimomics]

If you're black and were born in America you've never been a slave. If you're white and you were born in America you've never owned slaves.

Time to stop playing victim. We are so tired of this shit.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Tips on how to fall asleep in a living room chair

1. be old

2. sit in a chair

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Stephen A. Smith: “I would give anything to be able to say something definitively in Karmelo Anthony’s defense. If there was a shred of innocence to the incident itself, I would say so. I don’t want to see another black young man going to jail.”

“But I don’t give a d*mn about what your race or ethnicity is. Just because you’re white and young doesn’t mean you deserve to be m*rdered. And just because you’re black and young … doesn’t give you a license to m*rder someone.”

“That’s what happened.”

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

Why is Martin Luther King Boulevard always the most dangerous part of any city?

[Tom Kenny @tkenny57]

@905milton @LangmanVince 👎🏾

[East District (EDAB) @EastDistrictAB]

Softball District Final Sites for Wednesday, 5pm. Div. 4. Beaver vs John Glenn at Tusky Valley. West Holmes vs Harrison Central at Strasburg.

[Tom Kenny @tkenny57]

@KDPomp MLB has a lack of pitching.

[Bob Smizik @BobSmizik]

In 2023 the #Pirates had a defensively elite catcher, Austin Hedges. But he was such a feeble hitter they traded him for “future considerations.”
Hedges in 2023: .180/.237/.230—.467

Henry Davis in 2026: .154/.247/.200—.447.

[Jason YYC @Jason___YYC]

Is there a fucking road in front of your house?

Does your house have plumbing that leaves your property?

Do you want the fire department to show up if it’s on fire?

These fucking idiots man

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is how stupid this administration is.
CBS Presenter: This is a country founded by immigrants

Vance: This is a country founded by some immigrants and some settlers.
Yo @JDVance who are the settlers? Tell us who the settlers are you fucking chode.

[John Grace @jjgrace1969]

@tonyposnanski @Tracey_YYC Anyone who blames comedians as being part of the problem are just a bunch of miserable bitches. If Jimmy Kimmel or Colbert or any other late night host hurt your feelings, don't sit in the front row at an open mic. You're probably material waiting to happen.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I'm so old I can remember when the only fake news was the National Enquirer.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president.
Maybe he should have just served.

[The Cajun Dude @thecajundude]

The bat boy shaking his head and staring down like wants the smoke is killing me.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Life is short. Don’t waste it arguing with strangers about politics on the internet.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.

This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

[Paul Zeise @PaulZeise]

It was gonna be painful either way - one more week or Duke or Danny Hurley……

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s just a matter of time until Trump names Tiger Woods the Secretary of Transportation now.

[Rick @grimsleysbat]

@10centBeerNite I think people just like football more than baseball, man.