Tom Kerrane

Been social distancing since the '90s.

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@RushmoreLists The Rockford Files
Cheers
Columbo
Seinfeld

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Won't the folks at Baylor be shocked to hear on TBS just now that no team located west of the Mississippi River has won the NCAA Men's Tournament since Arizona did it in 1997.

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Well, at least the Eagles defense won't be winded from spending a long time on the field on that first series.

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Ruben on Jordan Romano today: "I liked his velocity." Did he mean on the way in, or on the way out?

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I cannot wait to wake up tomorrow and not see any more political ads. I long for the days of promos for TV shows I will never watch and drugs with nothing but side effects. My goal for 2028 is to live in a non-swing state.

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So if Walker is capped at 80 pitches tonight, who will be throwing the third inning?

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@Beardaknowledge Bosch

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@gordonwjones Gordie, thank you for capturing the essence of two generations of great writers and even better human beings.

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@Sophia_Nyx When Harry Met Sally

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They only bright spot I see for the Eagles is that Tom Brady retired from the Bucs last year. He could pick apart this defense from a rocking chair.

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@Sophia_Nyx Internal Affairs

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@Ashy_slashee The Hitcher

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@Sophia_Nyx Too many to pick, but if I had to, probably Trading Places.

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@jaysonst Ahhhh.

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@MikeSielski This

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@klhicks912 Starting

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@TeaRoseRock Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop, if you count facial expressions to the camera.

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@TerryToohey I'm going to a Columbo marathon.

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The Eagles are non-competitive. I don't know why, but that should make me a good candidate for the next coach. Unwatchable.

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Is Kansas State part of the Big Five?